Harry Potter's Bathroom Troubles

[Mr. DS]

"All I wanted was a simple 'courtesy flush' Potter..."

[akiratubo]

Look, I'm sorry I used all the paper but you should have checked before you sat down!

[AndyC]

A minor miscalculation of the "turdis animatus" spell shows how easily horseplay can get out of hand.

[Patient7]

Unholy sh!t!

[sideorderofninjas]

Mongo give swirlee to freshman...

[SynapticBoomstick]

"Boy, are you lucky I was here! It's unwise to play with the Spider Climb spell without a full understanding of how long the duration is at your current level. That leads to accidents. I'd also avoid using Word of Chaos around school property. I'm going to have to report this misuse of daily spell points to the Directors; sorry, but I am a troll, after all."

[Inferno]

Dude! That came out of YOU?! What did you EAT?!

[WingedSerpent]

Years after the event, Potter's pet goldfish comes back for revenge.

[Brother Buzzard]

Look, I'm sorry I used all the paper but you should have checked before you sat down!

"That all right. Me found new wipe."

[AndyC]

"Wow, King Kong Bundy can still kick ass!"

[Mr. DS]

Another reason to avoid foot tapping in men's public restrooms. 

[jdlarch]

There, now you're in a better position to peep under the stall, you little perv! 'Course there's no stalls anymore...and you can probably see under my breechcloth... Ah, what the heck, I was going to eat you anyway!

[Terf]

"I'm sorry! I got the idea from Sen. Larry Craig and Dumbledore!" 

[CheezeFlixz]

Harry soon discovered Hogwart's anti-masturbation spell was working perfectly.

[sprite75]

Do I look like Larry Craig to you?!