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Started by CheezeFlixz, June 27, 2008, 08:42:37 PM

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CheezeFlixz



Here's the question -- "Should Congress quit funding for Public Television and NPR, Public Radio?"

Richard Guess of Charleston says, "Congress should continue paying for it because if they don't, the taxpayers will end up paying for it."


You just can't make stuff this stupid up.

AnubisVonMojo

I think Richard's been standing next to his microwave a little too much... :drink:

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Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

CheezeFlixz

I finally remembered who this guy looks like ...

It's Uncle Joe from Petticoat Junction ... kind of sounds like something Uncle Joe would say.

AndyC

I'm trying to think of some kind of a comment, but there's really nothing you can add to that.  :buggedout:
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CheezeFlixz

Quote from: AndyC on June 27, 2008, 10:08:29 PM
I'm trying to think of some kind of a comment, but there's really nothing you can add to that.  :buggedout:

I told you it's the caption you can not top ... nothing is harder to top than true stupidity.

It's one of those things you read and have to re read it about 3 times before it sinks in, your brain just can't process it.


It's like saying ... "I prefer 'Evian' because water is nasty." but even less clueless.

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Are you sure that isn't Joe from PJ? Or his brother?
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I betcha Richard's voted in every election for the past 50 years.
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CheezeFlixz

Quote from: Jack on June 28, 2008, 09:27:35 PM
I betcha Richard's voted in every election for the past 50 years.

Yep and sadly there are millions more just like him, out there voting completely uninformed and they wonder how "those idiots" made it to Washington.

AndyC

What I love is that these guys always have opinions and always parrot the same cynical BS to make themselves sound wise.

"The taxpayers are going to end up paying for it."

The taxpayers are already paying for it, you numbnuts.
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CheezeFlixz

Quote from: AndyC on June 28, 2008, 10:06:37 PM
What I love is that these guys always have opinions and always parrot the same cynical BS to make themselves sound wise.

"The taxpayers are going to end up paying for it."

The taxpayers are already paying for it, you numbnuts.

Well dat be bullcrap I be a tax payer an I ain't payin' fer no mo', I dink da gum'ment should pay fer it.


OMG - I think my DNA just mutated typing that... no good thing.

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Lol, it all reminds me of Archie bunker (When offered a dish of cow tongue):"I ain't eating anything that comes out of no animal's mouth. Edith, go make me some EGGS."
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