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THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM BAD MOVIES.

Started by CheezeFlixz, June 28, 2008, 09:46:38 PM

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Flick James

#45
May 12, 2011, 05:47:21 PM
I've learned that men with slicked-back hair are almost invariably evil.
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

WildHoosier09

#46
May 12, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
"The Faculty" - aliens are killed by cocaine substitute because it is apparently the only "anhydrous" material available.
The only difference between zombies and toddlers is one is cuter than the other.

Nightowl

#47
May 19, 2011, 12:48:17 AM
Muscle cars must be destroyed by the end

66Crush

#48
July 02, 2011, 10:06:08 PM
From "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" I learned that apparently tigers are native to southern California. The tiger was never explained. Did it escape from the zoo or the circus, or did someone's exotic pet go awol?

Flangepart

#49
July 07, 2011, 08:46:46 AM
Logic is as unstable as water in an earthquake.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Psycho Circus

#50
July 07, 2011, 01:17:04 PM
The average human cannot run to evade a potentially dangerous situation.

slimrockwell

#51
July 07, 2011, 01:32:29 PM
All I need to know about filmmaking i learned from the Toxic Avenger! haha

indianasmith

#52
July 07, 2011, 07:04:21 PM
The office jerk will actually let a female zombie get within biting range to get a closer look at her boobies . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

LilCerberus

#53
July 19, 2011, 01:27:35 PM
From Lady Terminator:

Women find it extremely rude when a man dies while she's trying to kill him.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Psycho Circus

#54
July 20, 2011, 05:31:54 PM
Fred Olen Ray despises the concept of "pacing".

diamondwaspvenom

#55
August 13, 2011, 11:37:23 AM
Who needs expensive CGI to create dinosaurs when you can just use your pet iguana?

claws

#56
August 13, 2011, 12:26:24 PM
Working schizophrenia into a script is a clever tool to cover up plot holes and inconsistencies. In the end nobody can say for sure what was intentional or not.

Leah

#57
August 13, 2011, 02:34:59 PM
A dog is mightier than the sword
yeah no.

Psycho Circus

#58
August 14, 2011, 04:40:17 AM
People can see events relating to their friends and family via a flashback, when they weren't even present at the time.

diamondwaspvenom

#59
August 16, 2011, 12:54:26 PM
From TROLL:

Trolls are apparently deadlier than aliens.  :question: :lookingup:
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