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Started by Psycho Circus, July 26, 2008, 04:19:42 PM

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Psycho Circus

July 26, 2008, 04:19:42 PM


"Hey brother, just wondering.....err.....does your's ever.......

akiratubo

#1
July 26, 2008, 06:51:17 PM


Uh, oh.  That girl last night may have had something.
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Mr. DS

#2
July 26, 2008, 08:35:05 PM
"This mutha f*ckin' airline food always turns my excretory system into liquid sh*t..."
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sprite75

#3
July 28, 2008, 02:11:04 AM


I still can't believe I pulled this out of my ass!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

ghouck

#4
July 28, 2008, 11:11:48 PM
Woman on phone:"I'm not wearing anything but a thin coat or baby oil and a smile, its SO hot in here and I'm soooooo wet. . . ."
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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indianasmith

#5
July 29, 2008, 07:55:42 AM
Hello?  Vernon's Pet Store and Dingo Farm?  I think I found some of your inventory on my flight. Yes, that's right, on a plane!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Flangepart

#6
July 31, 2008, 01:19:09 PM
Doc, you won't belkive this...now its got eyes and fangs! No, I'm not yankin' yer chain!...
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Dr. Whom

#7
August 02, 2008, 11:53:56 AM
Mrs. Cameron? I've got some bad news about your chihuahua.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

AndyC

#8
August 02, 2008, 06:44:06 PM
"So, if I use vaseline next time, I won't get the chafing and the bleeding. Thanks for the tip, Doc."
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Dr. Whom

#9
August 07, 2008, 06:39:42 AM
Doc, you've got to help me. I simply can't get a second dat like this.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

AndyC

#10
August 07, 2008, 10:14:13 AM
"Yeah, I sent him up there after the gerbil. No, it didn't work."
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Psycho Circus

#11
August 07, 2008, 10:18:43 AM
"Why'd they call it spanking your monkey??"

TheDope

#12
August 07, 2008, 10:46:34 PM



Yeah, tell the doctor I'm having second thoughts about this transplant....
Well for one thing: it's bitten me in the leg about 5 times already!


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

Tom

#13
August 30, 2008, 11:38:04 PM
This anaconda dont wont nun unless you got buns hun....

-Sir Mix-a-lot

paula

#14
November 15, 2009, 06:17:53 AM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on August 07, 2008, 10:46:34 PM



well, the size is intriguing....but FANGS? 

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