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DVD Giveaway: "Bikini Bloodbath Carwash"

Started by Andrew, November 01, 2008, 07:59:31 AM

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Brad

 :twirl: This contest is great

Ronda Shear (suggested swim ware - french cut bottom with campy white muscle shirt)
Jewel Shepherd (suggested swim ware - thong and half shirt)
Elvira (suggested swim ware - Vamp one piece with thong back)



Not much analysis for these selections, they should speak for themselves.  :cheers:

Saucerman

My choices:

Jewel Staite
Rose McGowan
Elvira (in her prime)

Jewel would be the sweet and innocent one who has a complete breakdown, Rose would take charge and kick ass, and Elvira would show as much skin as possible while making awful jokes as a defense mechanism against the horrors she witnesses. 

BixDugan

Three early 2000s Porn Starlets...


Scarlet
Dawn Divine
Ashley Shye

God Bless 'em...

CheezeFlixz

#18
What 3 women would I hire to wash my truck in a bikini whilst a killer is on the loose....

hmmm ....

1. Julia Strain (circa 1980's and 90's)
2. Dita Von Teese (circa 1990's and 2000's)
3. Tempest Storm (circa 1950's)


Trevor

Camilla Parker Bowles
Roseanne
Margaret Thatcher.

:buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Psycho Circus


ghouck

Here's mine:

1) Zoe Belle: She's tough as heck (she's a stuntwoman after all), has studies Tae Kwon Do, and is pretty hot. The accent helps, and (at least in Death Proof), she's a gearhead. I think I love her.

2) Rosie O'Donnel: First, I believe she could b!tch the maniac to death relatively easy. Second, maybe, just maybe, she'll see how a gun could have come in handy right about the time she was attacked. Third, she'd be easy to HIDE BEHIND, and Fourth, I just don't like her. 

3) "Pneumatic" Pamela Anderson: Only because I believe her inflatable parts could be used as weapons. I believe that those are under so much pressure, that once she was attacked and one was damaged, the explosion would destroy the maniac. Just make sure she gets it before you do and stand clear. Fortunately, THOSE are big enough to see and admire from far beyond their blast radius.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Andrew

Email entry from JmeMadRoxx

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1) misty mundae   
2) debbie rochon
3) danielle harris

Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Andrew

Email entry from Jeremy Scully:

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Dream Team for movie!

1) Sandra Bullock (Her dying brutally would make my day)

2) Dakota Fanning (Cause she's that damn creepy and annoying)

3) Traci Lords (Cause why not?)

Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Jaer

1) Missy Peregrym (Stick It) for the bratty-punky girl.  She might whine and complain, but she'll put up a fight for before the killer can get her.

2) Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars, Forgetting Sarah Marshal) who can pull off being both obviously scared/freaked and tough as nails/if i keep my witts, I'll make it through this splatterhouse.

3) Summer Glau (Firefly, Sarah Conner Chronicles) for the small, innoncent-looking girl who happens to be the one who actually thrashes the killer just when he thinks he's got the upper hand.

I would put Jewel Staite in as their fun-loving, sweeter-than-honey boss who is always surprised by how men get their cars so dirty so quickly (these guys keep coming back day after day to the car wash - must be because the girls do such a good job cleaning the cars!).  She manages the opperation during the day and assists with the washing (mainly cause I just want to see her in a bikini washing a car :buggedout:), isn't there when the killing starts (wouldn't want anything to happen to her), and appears right at the end when the killer's caught to proclaim some impressive, naive understantment (which results in everyone rolling their eyes, sighing, and/or collapsing).

Great.  Thanks to this contest, I've come up with a movie I really want to watch!

ghouck

Quote from: Jaer on November 12, 2008, 03:52:03 PM

3) Summer Glau (Firefly, Sarah Conner Chronicles) for the small, innoncent-looking girl who happens to be the one who actually thrashes the killer just when he thinks he's got the upper hand.


Good call, , virtual Karma for that. ..
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

AndyC

Make the movie circa 1980 and feature Loni Anderson, Erin Gray and Catherine Bach.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Joe M

How about Charlie's Angels:

Lucy Liu
Drew Barrymore
Cameron Diaz

And Charlie could be the killer!

masterdebater

A good mix of butt kicking eye-candy hmmmmm.

o.k.   Traci Lords as in 'Not of This Earth', Emily Booth as in 'Pervirella' and Caroline Munro as in 'Starcrash'.

I love them all and three of my favourite movies.

Perhaps Monique Gabrielle standing by just in case(great in a bikini!)

Dawkintheone

#29
well, Christina Ricci, Rachel Ray and Paulie Parret (I think I spelled all their names correctly)
Hope I win, would be a great b-day gift lol