Main Menu

Ebert and Siskel review Elvira Mistress of the Dark

Started by Doggett, January 12, 2009, 05:40:02 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

WilliamWeird1313



The moment those pompous asses Ebert, Siskel, or even Roeper for that matter (not to mention Leonard Maltin ::cringe::) showcase any understanding of what makes a movie entertaining... is the moment pigs not only fly, but also shoot lasers out of their schlongs and sneeze Sixlets. They shouldn't even bother reviewing movies they are ill-equipped to understand.

Douche bags. Especially Siskel. I hope he's become reincarnated as an Ulli Lommel picture.

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

Doggett

Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on January 13, 2009, 11:31:02 PM


The moment those pompous asses Ebert, Siskel, or even Roeper for that matter (not to mention Leonard Maltin ::cringe::) showcase any understanding of what makes a movie entertaining... is the moment pigs not only fly, but also shoot lasers out of their schlongs and sneeze Sixlets. They shouldn't even bother reviewing movies they are ill-equipped to understand.

Douche bags. Especially Siskel. I hope he's become reincarnated as an Ulli Lommel picture.



I like 'em.
I very rarely agree with 'em but they do work well together.

Ebert hates Spice World...he's not that bad.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on January 13, 2009, 11:31:02 PM


The moment those pompous asses Ebert, Siskel, or even Roeper for that matter (not to mention Leonard Maltin ::cringe::) showcase any understanding of what makes a movie entertaining... is the moment pigs not only fly, but also shoot lasers out of their schlongs and sneeze Sixlets. They shouldn't even bother reviewing movies they are ill-equipped to understand.

Douche bags. Especially Siskel. I hope he's become reincarnated as an Ulli Lommel picture.



I really like Ebert, at least (not crazy about Siskel, R.I.P.).  When Ebert dislikes a movie, he at least gives a good reason why, so I can decide whether I agree with his reasoning.  He will also reasses movies that he originally panned, like NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, when he realizes he was wrong.

He won my heart with this quote (paraphrased) about DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978): "Some in my audience will ask why I defend filth like DAWN OF THE DEAD.  I don't defend it.  I praise it."
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Kate

Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on January 13, 2009, 11:31:02 PM
The moment those pompous asses Ebert, Siskel, or even Roeper for that matter (not to mention Leonard Maltin ::cringe::) showcase any understanding of what makes a movie entertaining... is the moment pigs not only fly, but also shoot lasers out of their schlongs and sneeze Sixlets.

Wow... That's quite an image.
FEED ME A STRAY CAT

WilliamWeird1313



Phooey to the lot of 'em, that's what I say. Give me the likes o' Joe Bob Briggs, Chas Balun, Chris Alexander, n' G. Noel Gross any day of the week.

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

Doggett

I'd take Ebet, Siskel and Roeper over Harry "I am all that is wrong with the world" Knowles, any day.

I can't stand "Ain't It Cool News" :hatred:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ds21

I don't know... I think they just don't appreciate cheese in movies... usually I agree with them.
I am David
David I am

Making the world a little more random since 1989.