Hannah Montana Movie

Mr. DS · March 29, 2009, 11:52:04 AM

Her 15 minutes are up...now...no excuses...

Psycho Circus · March 29, 2009, 11:55:41 AM

I had to do a double take when I saw this as a topic

Her time will be up soon, then all the crack and speedballs beckon...

Doggett · March 29, 2009, 02:22:12 PM

She'll go the same way as Lindsey Lohan...

Down the toilet.

Javakoala · March 29, 2009, 03:34:08 PM

Quote from: doggett on March 29, 2009, 02:22:12 PM
She'll go the same way as Lindsey Lohan...

Down the toilet.

I'm hoping she has the common sense to slowly fade from junior rock star to sitcom/TV series star. She seems like a decent person, very lovely to see and would make an excellent example of what should happen to a child star instead of what we normally hear about.

As long as she doesn't get a mullet like her daddy used to sport....

HappyGilmore · March 29, 2009, 08:27:43 PM

Quote from: Javakoala on March 29, 2009, 03:34:08 PM
Quote from: doggett on March 29, 2009, 02:22:12 PM
She'll go the same way as Lindsey Lohan...

Down the toilet.

I'm hoping she has the common sense to slowly fade from junior rock star to sitcom/TV series star. She seems like a decent person, very lovely to see and would make an excellent example of what should happen to a child star instead of what we normally hear about.

As long as she doesn't get a mullet like her daddy used to sport....

Decent person or not, she should use that boatload of money she has to purchase both Acting classes, and some singing lessons, cause she's horrible at both.

Mr. DS · March 29, 2009, 08:50:04 PM

Side note on this film. I found out about it because my house constantly has the Disney Channel on for my son. They keep showing the same music video over and over again which I guess is featured in this film.

Happy put it best, she can't act or sing much like her father. Old mullet man is shoving her down our throats and he can't seem to stay out of the limelight either. The film will undoubtedly make money from teen-tard girls who's parents will shell out the money. I just can't see it having much legs but who knows.

Isn't it funny how bubble gum teen music refreshes itself ever decade towards the end?

80s
New Edition
New Kids On The Block
Tiffany
Debi Gibson

90s
Spice Girls
Hanson
NSync
Backstreet Boys
Britny
Christina

2000's
Miley
Jonas Brothers
etc etc etc

We're almost out people, stay strong.

Mr. DS · March 29, 2009, 08:56:10 PM

Side note, I saw a pic of Miley wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt the other day. Does she have any clue of who the hell they are?

HappyGilmore · March 29, 2009, 09:20:41 PM

Quote from: The DarkSider on March 29, 2009, 08:56:10 PM
Side note, I saw a pic of Miley wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt the other day. Does she have any clue of who the hell they are?

Probably not, but that boyfriend of hers, who is in his twenties (she's like, 16. Hollywood people.), probably loves them so she wears the shirt to impress him or something.

Joe · March 30, 2009, 12:08:14 AM

im not a father but how the hell could you allow your 16 year old daughter to date a 20 year old? not only is it immoral, its illegal for christ sake. for the record i hate that kid with a passion, i cant wait till she hits the lohan stage.

Doggett · March 30, 2009, 11:17:31 AM

Quote from: The DarkSider on March 29, 2009, 08:50:04 PM
Side note on this film. I found out about it because my house constantly has the Disney Channel on for my son. They keep showing the same music video over and over again which I guess is featured in this film.

Happy put it best, she can't act or sing much like her father. Old mullet man is shoving her down our throats and he can't seem to stay out of the limelight either. The film will undoubtedly make money from teen-tard girls who's parents will shell out the money. I just can't see it having much legs but who knows.

Isn't it funny how bubble gum teen music refreshes itself ever decade towards the end?

80s
New Edition
New Kids On The Block
Tiffany
Debi Gibson

Tiffany is 80's cool !!!...She's married to a Brit !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi7ZReTMLTw

Classic

Jim H · March 30, 2009, 02:04:20 PM

Quote from: Joe on March 30, 2009, 12:08:14 AM
im not a father but how the hell could you allow your 16 year old daughter to date a 20 year old? not only is it immoral, its illegal for christ sake. for the record i hate that kid with a passion, i cant wait till she hits the lohan stage.

Well, them dating isn't illegal. Them having sex is, though in California since he's 20, it'd be a misdemeanor.

I also might note that in some states, the age of consent is at 16 - like my home state of Michigan.

Sometimes seems off, but the teenagers in the entertainment industry often seem more mature in some ways, and much less so in others, than many people twice their age.

But yeah, she can't sing and she can't act. She can't even do a good job of voice acting, as seen in Bolt.

voltron · March 31, 2009, 07:54:05 AM

Quote from: The DarkSider on March 29, 2009, 08:56:10 PM
Side note, I saw a pic of Miley wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt the other day. Does she have any clue of who the hell they are?

I hate seeing youger kids today wearing 80s metal shirts. It's not that they like the music, it's to be ironic, which is the cool new thing I guess.

WilliamWeird1313 · March 31, 2009, 08:51:11 AM

I'm almost tempted to go see this in theaters when it comes out. Just for the absurdity of the image of me, big, dirty, hairy, wearing all black, sitting amongst a pack crowd of pink-clad tweeny boppers.

Heh. Maybe I should give it a write-up at Bearded Weirdo Reviews. Lol.

Doggett · March 31, 2009, 09:32:41 AM

Quote from: voltron on March 31, 2009, 07:54:05 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 29, 2009, 08:56:10 PM
Side note, I saw a pic of Miley wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt the other day. Does she have any clue of who the hell they are?

I hate seeing youger kids today wearing 80s metal shirts. It's not that they like the music, it's to be ironic, which is the cool new thing I guess.

Yeah, I bet she loves "Fear of the Dark" or "Flight of Icarus" ...

WilliamWeird1313 · March 31, 2009, 09:39:06 AM

Quote from: doggett on March 31, 2009, 09:32:41 AM
Quote from: voltron on March 31, 2009, 07:54:05 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 29, 2009, 08:56:10 PM
Side note, I saw a pic of Miley wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt the other day. Does she have any clue of who the hell they are?

I hate seeing youger kids today wearing 80s metal shirts. It's not that they like the music, it's to be ironic, which is the cool new thing I guess.

Yeah, I bet she loves "Fear of the Dark" or "Flight of Icarus" ...

I found this online:

QuoteIn a video posted on clip-sharing website YouTube.com, Cyrus says, "I'm sure you all have seen me rocking an Iron Maiden shirt lately and I know there's been some people saying, 'Oh, she's a poser,' and 'The only reason she's wearing Iron Maiden is because she wants to be a rock star.'
"So, Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills, Fear of the Dark, Running Free, (all) good song(s), check it out. So thank you, guys. I actually do like Iron Maiden."

Bwahahahahahaha!