Top 100 Worst Kids Movies

[Javakoala]

#16

Don't spoil it for yourself, just watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A9gukuizDU

I was willing to give it a shot, the concept being just off-kilter enough that it might be amusing. It wasn't.

Some of the blame must be laid squarely on the truly atrocious and annoying English voice-over work. However, the central concept is broken, and the "lessons" contained within are warped and remarkably morbid for a children's show.

It's available to watch instantly on Netflix, if you are so inclined.

I...I...uh...erm...wow.

I don't EVEN want to know how you came across this...this...thing.

[Joe the Destroyer]

17. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny

I think they recap it best...

http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Santa_and_the_Ice_Cream_Bunny_1972.aspx

Santa Claus with a sweaty ass stain is both priceless and terrifying...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLKEGAbkpyo

[Newt]

18. THE LAND OF FARAWAY.  A Russian/Scandinavian production based on a novel by Astrid Lindgren (who wrote the Pippi Longstocking stories) and starring Christopher Lee, Christian Bale, Nicholas Pickard, Timothy Bottoms and Susannah York.   Dull, dull, dull.   Parts of it are pretty to look at, but the rest is just plain lame.  Lee's villain (an evil knight named 'Kato' - I kid you not!) is the only high point, and there is nowhere near enough of him to relieve the boredom.  No self-respecting child would sit through the whole thing - at any age.

[JaseSF]

Surprised no one's mentioned the Care Bears yet or even worse, the Care Bear Cousins. 

[Jim H]

Fair enough on not doing ALL the Land Before Time sequels.  But yes, the original is a solid kids film.  Some great animation, good music, a good storyline, and just good stuff.  It's not fantastic, but it's better than most of the 80s Disney films at least - it's also a rarity in that it has no musical numbers.

#19: Land Before Time 2

Well, you get the first film, take away the quality animation, ruin the storyline, replace the music with mostly generic fodder, and insert AWFUL musical numbers, and this is what you get.  It's garbage.

[InformationGeek]

20. Son of the Mask

Ugh, that movie was terrible.  It wasn't funny or amusing.  The plot premise was absured and it didn't have Jim Carey in it.  That was the best part of the original movie!

[Doggett]

21. Shark Tale.

[InformationGeek]

22. Titantic: The Legend Goes On (Also Known as the animated musical)

I think the three words, Titantic, animated, and musical all speak for themselves.

[Mr. DS]

23.) Babes In Toyland

[Psycho Circus]

24.) Flubber

[indianasmith]

I actually kinda liked Flubber.  But who could forget . . . .


Eddie Murphy's THE NUTTY PROFESSOR!!

[Newt]

My kids tell me I must add:
26. ERAGON

[Joe the Destroyer]

27. Little Big Foot



I caught a bit of this movie one morning before going to school when I was younger.  I never wanted to go to school so badly in my life. 

[InformationGeek]

28. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3

What was the directing thinking?  Wait!  I got an idea.  He thought, "Need more money!  I know!  I'll make a half assed TMNT movie.  None of the kids will even be able to understand how bad it is!"

[Psycho Circus]

28. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3

What was the directing thinking?  Wait!  I got an idea.  He thought, "Need more money!  I know!  I'll make a half assed TMNT movie.  None of the kids will even be able to understand how bad it is!"

Oh man, how much did I hate that stinking tripe! They had the perfect opportunity to introduce more characters from the cartoon series (which is what all us kids wanted), then they set it in 17th century feudal Japan! It was sooo boring and the turtles looked garbage.