Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[JaseSF]

Beware of the old Ex-Lax Practical Joke.

Why aren't trains more prominent as a mean of travel these days?

[Sleepyskull]

The older generation of trains is too busy train-ing younger trains who are train-ees to do the work for them!*


Would it be rude to ask my teacher to fax my homework to me?




*Sorry for these horrible jokes!

[wickednick]

Fax? Who the hell faxes now days? It's time to get with the 21st century buddy, it's called e-mail.


How many times will I have to hear "Enter Sandman" in my life time?

[claws]

Just stop listening to The Fringemunks.

Why did Palin tell Obama 'Do your job, secure our border' ?

[Joe the Destroyer]

Because the condom broke.



Why don't hookers fit in blenders?

[retrorussell]

Because hookers and blenders don't "mix".  (or chop, puree, etc.)

Does the customer get a refund if a hooker has her period during sex?

[Rev. Powell]

Only if he keeps the receipt. 

Was anyone else disappointed when the year 2000 rolled around and we still didn't have any Death Races?

[Doggett]

I was.
So I invented Death Table Tennis* ! 


What was your last nightmare ?









*I can't drive.

[JaseSF]

I won't say. Let's just say it featured a Knight and a mare.  "Shudder!"

Why do they play Christmas movies in July?

[Sleepyskull]

Because Hannukah has cornered the June market.

Why do some people still refuse to call me "Lord of all that can be seen"?

[jimmybob]

Your mother was a chameleon.

Why do they call him Mister Tibbs?

-Jimmybob

[diamondwaspvenom]

'Cause long ago, he used to be Tyler Tribble Tibberjockey, the famous High Priest of The Church of Sandwich.

How does one scratch himself/herself in two places at once?

[retrorussell]

With use of their two hands, scratching different areas.
Or, if they split themself vertically in two halves.  If they're still alive they can be in two different places and scratch themself.

Why do people envision kangaroos as boxers?

[Mr. DS]

Because koala bears just won't work

Do you have the time?

[Sleepyskull]

It's your bedtime young man!


Why do I feel like I'm the only 18 year old that barely remembers anything from my childhood?