Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Derf]

Walk to the freezer and get one. It's not that hard.




You and what army?

[diamondwaspvenom]

THE ARMY OF DARKNESS!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Did I scare you? 

[retrorussell]

No.. now, Michael Bolton's voice.. that's what REALLY scares me.  THE HORROR!!!

Why the hell is Crispin Glover so damn weird?

[diamondwaspvenom]

It's because he's always high on pop rocks. Those things will kill 'ya.

Who holds the keys to the seven gates?

[retrorussell]

The Key Master-- Rick Moranis.

Do sheep get turned on when you shear them?

[MrMari]

Only if you look like Gene Wilder. (Sorry Allhallowsday)

What is the cut off age for a cougar?

[Derf]

The day she finds a sugar daddy.


Why'd it have to be snakes?

[Cthulhu]

Liquid was busy.

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[AndyC]

I think he's dead.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

[Derf]

Take a left at Albuquerque.


Is it starve a cold and feed a fever, or feed a cold and starve a fever?

[retrorussell]

Feed a cold.  A fever won't let you keep food down.

Are you a bowler, and if so, how big are your balls?

[MrMari]

No, but they are the size of church bells.

Spearmint or fruit?

[retrorussell]

The fruit insulted me.  I'll spear the fruit.

Do flies make good pets?

[SPazzo]

Only if properly house trained and taken for a walk three times a day.

Why is there no snow in Phoenix?

[retrorussell]

'Cause it never snows in southern Arizona.  Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before.

Which kills quicker- chocolate to dogs or Alka-Seltzer to ducks?