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Leah · January 28, 2011, 01:22:55 PM

only in a boat, sitting next to a goat, with a gun in my hand, killing Sam I am!

Is it true- Is it going to happen- is the chocolate people going to invade earth?

retrorussell · January 28, 2011, 02:49:17 PM

Hey! I resent that racist remark!

Where the hell IS Waldo?

Leah · January 28, 2011, 05:11:45 PM

In Hawaii

why doesn't my vacuum work?

ImaginaryFoot · January 28, 2011, 06:01:20 PM

Because you are trying to vaccum up Trevors Underpants. Why do people stil eat lima beans?

claws · January 28, 2011, 11:52:01 PM

Because Soul Food rules! (Sorry if that wasn't a stupid answer. I love Lima Beans

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Why did Charlie Sheen check in to rehab?

Used Meathook · January 29, 2011, 01:28:00 AM

...Because Vegas temporarily banned prostitution.

Used Meathook · January 29, 2011, 01:28:51 AM

Do the Blind Dead masturbate to braille?

diamondwaspvenom · January 29, 2011, 10:57:53 AM

Only the deaf know.

Sandvich?

retrorussell · January 29, 2011, 03:38:05 PM

Only vis mayonnaise und a pickel und sum musterd.

Do you care about MSG?

Leah · January 29, 2011, 08:13:43 PM

Yes, I love the Microsoft Sucks Greatly club!

If a chicken and a half lays an egg in a half in a minute in a half, how long does it take it to get to Mexico?

ImaginaryFoot · January 29, 2011, 11:18:51 PM

Depends on if i do not get pulled over for speeding. Is it possible to play Motorhead too loud?

Leah · January 30, 2011, 01:50:48 PM

only if Jack tells you to turn it up.

Can a Chihuahua kill someone?

retrorussell · January 30, 2011, 03:21:19 PM

Sure. Them suckers can chew your ankles off!

When Snow White said "Someday my Prince will come", did she mean Prince Roger Nelson?

SPazzo · January 30, 2011, 04:55:21 PM

No, just Prince.

Where is the coldest place on earth?

Leah · January 30, 2011, 07:36:10 PM

In Phoenix, Arizona, during the summer.

Who framed The Kool-Aid Man?

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