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Derf

#960
January 30, 2011, 08:33:31 PM
The fine picture-framers at Hobby Lobby. 1/2 price today through Wednesday!



Can I have a cookie?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

retrorussell

#961
January 30, 2011, 09:34:13 PM
If you washed behind your ears this morning like a good boy.

Why is the Lone Ranger's horse called Silver?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

The Gravekeeper

#962
January 31, 2011, 12:24:44 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on January 30, 2011, 09:34:13 PM
If you washed behind your ears this morning like a good boy.

Why is the Lone Ranger's horse called Silver?

Because Silver would never be able to live up to the Lone Ranger's old horse, Gold.

Why is it so cold in here even though the heater's on?

Flangepart

#963
January 31, 2011, 07:39:49 PM
Because SOME people were born in a barn!

Why is it called French kissing, and not some other nationality?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Leah

#964
January 31, 2011, 09:11:05 PM
The same reason why French Fries are called French Fries: Product Value.

Is Doggett Cheating with Elvira with Belatrix LeStrange? :buggedout: :buggedout:
yeah no.

retrorussell

#965
January 31, 2011, 10:13:08 PM
No, he's cheating on Ann Wilson with Bebe Le Strange.

Why do men have nipples?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

MrMari

#966
January 31, 2011, 11:19:50 PM
To prepare for old age when men get fat and grow moobs.

Do pretty girls fart and poo?

claws

#967
January 31, 2011, 11:52:05 PM
No, only the ugly ones do.

Are Prince William and Kate Middleton North America bound?

SPazzo

#968
January 31, 2011, 11:56:14 PM
Actually they're bound to North America; S&M is getting weirder these days...

What did the pig say to the horse after the farmer quit his job?

ImaginaryFoot

#969
February 01, 2011, 01:34:44 AM
Its Party Time!         How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Lima beans are the Devil

claws

#970
February 01, 2011, 01:41:43 AM
One limp twig.

New Kids On The Block member Jonathan Knight came out of the closet. Was it a walk-through closet?

retrorussell

#971
February 01, 2011, 03:36:48 AM
Yes.  It leads to Narnia.

What does "pig in a poke" mean?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Derf

#972
February 01, 2011, 06:24:31 AM
Bacon for breakfast.




How now, brown cow?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Olivia Bauer

#973
February 01, 2011, 02:33:13 PM
Pretty bad. The cow lives in Egypt.

Where's Waldo?

retrorussell

#974
February 01, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
On the bus.  David Lee Roth told him to sit down.

If you had a hammer, a bell and a song, how would YOU use them?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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