Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

Flangepart · January 23, 2012, 06:26:11 PM

No, I paid for it with my mom's credit card.

Can eating raw brains really prolong your afterlife?

RCMerchant · January 23, 2012, 06:55:39 PM

Sure! Ask any Zombie from RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD!

If I keep crossing my eyes-will they get stuck that way?

retrorussell · February 03, 2012, 02:53:41 PM

Yes.. until you wipe off the "X" you drew on them.

When you tell someone "you could go for some Chinese", do you mean the food or the people of Chinese origin?

diamondwaspvenom · February 13, 2012, 08:46:01 AM

Neither. We're talking about dachshunds.

Why is Albert morbidly obese?

retrorussell · February 13, 2012, 06:40:25 PM

Because he's fat, he's fat, you know it!

Does a stitch in time save nine.. or can it save ten?

Leah · February 13, 2012, 07:48:49 PM

It saves 8, 9 sounded more extreme.

Can I take this taco with me?

Pacman000 · March 23, 2012, 10:15:27 AM

Yes, but you cannot take it into the theater (unless you bought it there).

Why do good movies make bad video games?

alandhopewell · March 23, 2012, 01:29:38 PM

Quote from: Pacman000 on March 23, 2012, 10:15:27 AM
Yes, but you cannot take it into the theater (unless you bought it there).

Why do good movies make bad video games?

Because the reverse is true, as witness STREET FIGHTER and MORTAL KOMBAT.
Is it true blondes have more fun?

Pacman000 · March 23, 2012, 05:26:35 PM

Is it Marilyn Monroe or Dorris Day?

That's both the question and the answer.

Puma81 · July 10, 2013, 11:13:47 PM

Neither. It's Grace Kelly.

Where do Mogwai come from?

Flangepart · July 11, 2013, 08:10:51 AM

John Carpenter's reject bin.

Why can't I see the light?

Javakoala · July 11, 2013, 04:17:51 PM

Because you forgot to take off the full-head leather ball mask again. Next time I scream "Banana!" you better listen, buster.

Where did I leave my good intentions?

Zapranoth · July 11, 2013, 11:37:17 PM

Quote from: Javakoala on July 11, 2013, 04:17:51 PM
Because you forgot to take off the full-head leather ball mask again. Next time I scream "Banana!" you better listen, buster.

Where did I leave my good intentions?

In the pavement of the road leading to Hell.

George Lucas.... WHY?

Olivia Bauer · July 11, 2013, 11:52:08 PM

Quote from: Zapranoth on July 11, 2013, 11:37:17 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on July 11, 2013, 04:17:51 PM
Because you forgot to take off the full-head leather ball mask again. Next time I scream "Banana!" you better listen, buster.

Where did I leave my good intentions?

In the pavement of the road leading to Hell.

George Lucas.... WHY?

Money. I don't care about Indiana Jones, Star Wars or anything like that. I need all the money I need to erase the Star Wars Holiday Special from existence.

Who took a dump in the hall?

indianasmith · July 12, 2013, 12:21:53 AM

The Dump Truck, of course!!!

Why are my boogers black when I have breathed no dirt today?