Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...

sprite75 · June 19, 2009, 01:16:18 AM

Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer! Do you need a beer that'll not only hit the spot but rub it out too?!

Rev. Powell · June 19, 2009, 07:39:29 PM

Hi, Billy Mays here for opposable thumbs.

Mr. DS · June 19, 2009, 08:52:16 PM

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THUMB WRESTLING TRAINERS.

Javakoala · June 19, 2009, 09:04:33 PM

HI, Billy Mays here to give you the results of the colon blockage removal surgery.

Mr. DS · June 20, 2009, 07:17:57 AM

HI BILLY MAYES HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PERFECT FIELD GOAL POST FOR PAPER FOOTBALL.

SynapticBoomstick · June 20, 2009, 04:55:45 PM

Hi, Billy Mays here to show you the gripping power of the Broccoli Rabbit, never drop broccoli while preparing your meals ever again!

Mr. DS · June 21, 2009, 08:46:49 PM

Billy Mays finally finds a less annoying way to positively promote a product.

sideorderofninjas · June 21, 2009, 10:55:53 PM

Old Kentucky Shark gets 2 thumbs up after digesting Anthony Sullivan...

Jack · June 22, 2009, 07:11:27 AM

Hi, Billy Mays here for perfectly square heads.

AndyC · June 23, 2009, 09:52:35 PM

"Wondertwit powers...activate!"

sprite75 · June 28, 2009, 08:52:13 PM

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR AURORA CASKET COMPANY!!!

Rip, Billy

AndyC · June 29, 2009, 08:15:44 AM

And Billy froze in this position before promptly keeling over. They found him just like this.

AndyC · June 30, 2009, 08:51:12 AM

"Billy Mays here for Soylent Green!"

Saucerman · June 30, 2009, 10:02:58 AM

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. THEY SAY CELEBRITY DEATHS COME IN THREES, WELL I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU ACT NOW, I'LL THROW IN A FOURTH ABSOLUTELY FREE!"

Flangepart · June 30, 2009, 06:30:15 PM

Post death jokes, sick...funny!...but sick.

Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...

Javakoala