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Javakoala

#15
June 28, 2009, 12:56:48 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu on June 28, 2009, 09:14:22 AM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on June 24, 2009, 02:00:05 PM
CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN (1974)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SpTg1DU9qs



Oh yes, that HURT. I feel your pain.
Well, mine would be either that, Eegah, Manos or Demon under glass.
I know, I know...but I plan to watch some really painful films. Today Blood freak, tomorrow Cathy's curse, the day after tomorrow The cold.

Blood Freak is a hoot. 

Cathy's Curse is painful, especially since they edited out what little blood there was (but check out my review which doesn't give away any real spoilers: Cathy's Curse. I think there is a certain angle you have watch the film from for it to have value, and I mean philosophical angle.

The Cold is Bill Rebane through and through. Not nearly as watchable as The Giant Spider Invasion.  Have stimulants and a puzzle book handy to survive that film.

BUREINPARESU

#16
June 28, 2009, 05:32:22 PM
Daniel - Der Zauberer, just judging from the trailer.

This one is possibly factual in terms of being the worst ever, it's Wikipedia page certainly sounds depressing enough.

InformationGeek

#17
June 28, 2009, 05:36:34 PM
Hard to say, I've seen a lot of crap.

I'll just say the Top 3 that are so close that it is impossible to determine really how bad it is.  Frogs, Jaws 4, and Octopus 2 are pretty close.
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element19_98

#18
June 28, 2009, 05:40:38 PM
Quote from: BUREINPARESU on June 24, 2009, 04:21:08 PM
I just saw Transformers 2, I'd be a little preemptive in calling that the worst film I've seen, but I've already seen a lot of crap that I enjoyed more. F*ck yourself Bay.
if thats the worst film youve seen your in the wrong forum boards.

BUREINPARESU

#19
June 28, 2009, 05:45:49 PM
Quote from: element19_98 on June 28, 2009, 05:40:38 PM
Quote from: BUREINPARESU on June 24, 2009, 04:21:08 PM
I just saw Transformers 2, I'd be a little preemptive in calling that the worst film I've seen, but I've already seen a lot of crap that I enjoyed more. F*ck yourself Bay.
if thats the worst film youve seen your in the wrong forum boards.

See my above post on this page. That largely came from simply being so frustrated at the time, but I tried to back myself up by saying I was coming off to preemptively.

adders1978

#20
June 29, 2009, 01:05:36 PM
#1 campfire stories - I have sat through some pretty crap films but this was unbelievable!  I would prefer to watch the bloody 'Care Bears-Movie' until my eyes bled....
#2 Creep Show 3 - Oh yes there is a third one and Stephen King must be thinking up something ungodly for the idiots that wrote that pile of s**t.
There are more, but as I am a newbie I will hold back :teddyr:

Monster Jungle X-Ray

#21
June 29, 2009, 07:53:45 PM
Quote from: adders1978 on June 29, 2009, 01:05:36 PM
#1 campfire stories - I have sat through some pretty crap films but this was unbelievable!  I would prefer to watch the bloody 'Care Bears-Movie' until my eyes bled....
#2 Creep Show 3 - Oh yes there is a third one and Stephen King must be thinking up something ungodly for the idiots that wrote that pile of s**t.
There are more, but as I am a newbie I will hold back :teddyr:

I cannot bring myself to watch Creepshow 3... even out of curiosity.

The worst movie I've seen lately would have to be Lost Boys 2. Twenty years of talking about making this, and this is what they come up with  :question: I would have rather have seen them make the Lost Girls instead. Tom Savini should be ashamed.
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Doggett

#22
June 30, 2009, 05:39:03 AM
Cathy's Curse

I've only seen the first 5 mins. the DVD picture quality is beyond bad.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Javakoala

#23
June 30, 2009, 06:23:03 AM
Quote from: doggett on June 30, 2009, 05:39:03 AM
Cathy's Curse

I've only seen the first 5 mins. the DVD picture quality is beyond bad.

This from the person who turns into The Incredible Hulk at the mention of "Frogs"?  "Cathy's Curse" would have to be an improvement.

Doggett

#24
June 30, 2009, 09:03:14 AM
Quote from: Javakoala on June 30, 2009, 06:23:03 AM
Quote from: doggett on June 30, 2009, 05:39:03 AM
Cathy's Curse

I've only seen the first 5 mins. the DVD picture quality is beyond bad.

This from the person who turns into The Incredible Hulk at the mention of "Frogs"?  "Cathy's Curse" would have to be an improvement.

I can't watch Cathy's Curse...so I don't know if it's worse or not. The caption cards don't even fit the picture, words are left off. I have no idea what's being told to me. There are scratches, the whole film has a tint of green to it (?)
It has the second worse DVD picture quality I own.

I can watch all of Frogs ( :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: ) because of all it's many problems picture quality isn't one of them.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Leah

#25
June 30, 2009, 09:51:33 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 28, 2009, 12:15:06 PM
Probably MONSTER A-GO-GO, the most horrendous confluence of incompetence and boredom I can think of off the top of my head.
Have you've ever seen the killer shrews, the creeping terror, or Zaat?
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Cthulhu

#26
June 30, 2009, 10:34:51 AM
Quote from: Javakoala on June 28, 2009, 12:56:48 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu on June 28, 2009, 09:14:22 AM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on June 24, 2009, 02:00:05 PM
CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN (1974)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SpTg1DU9qs



Oh yes, that HURT. I feel your pain.
Well, mine would be either that, Eegah, Manos or Demon under glass.
I know, I know...but I plan to watch some really painful films. Today Blood freak, tomorrow Cathy's curse, the day after tomorrow The cold.

Blood Freak is a hoot. 

Cathy's Curse is painful, especially since they edited out what little blood there was (but check out my review which doesn't give away any real spoilers: Cathy's Curse. I think there is a certain angle you have watch the film from for it to have value, and I mean philosophical angle.

The Cold is Bill Rebane through and through. Not nearly as watchable as The Giant Spider Invasion.  Have stimulants and a puzzle book handy to survive that film.

I watched Cathy's curse yesterday. I must disagree with you. It is enough reason to overthrow Canada's government.
I died a little inside watching this. Cathy's curse is mind numbingly bad.

Couldn't get around Blood freak, the dvd player stopped about 4 minutes in.

And are you saying that The cold is worse than Cathy's curse? Oh god...*shivers*

BTM

#27
June 30, 2009, 12:05:52 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on June 28, 2009, 12:56:48 PM

Cathy's Curse is painful, especially since they edited out what little blood there was (but check out my review which doesn't give away any real spoilers: Cathy's Curse. I think there is a certain angle you have watch the film from for it to have value, and I mean philosophical angle.


Two things: For such a crappy film, I'm surprise you bought like, what, three copies of it? 

And the second, whoa, you and your girlfriend watched it?  She watches these crap film with ya?  Wow, she's a keeper!  :)
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Doggett

#28
June 30, 2009, 12:09:23 PM
I'm kinda shocked that I'm not the only person who's seen Cathy's Curse ("seen" being used loosely)
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

asimpson2006

#29
June 30, 2009, 12:11:35 PM
Quote from: doggett on June 30, 2009, 12:09:23 PM
I'm kinda shocked that I'm not the only person who's seen Cathy's Curse ("seen" being used loosely)

Now I have an urge to see how bad Cathy's Curse is.


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