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The Worst VHS Cover Artwork!

Started by TheDope, July 04, 2009, 11:19:54 PM

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retrorussell

Pure cheese for a crappy Fulci flick.

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Joe the Destroyer

Quote from: Circus_Circus on October 04, 2009, 06:14:46 AM


Christ, the kid is doing a horrible job of trying to look like he's having fun.  Even the suit he's riding looks bored.


retrorussell

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

TheDope

Quote from: retrorussell on October 07, 2009, 01:45:00 AM
Headless Eyes (1971).  Goofy!



Kingdom of the Crystal Sk... what the?

Bless you guys, keep the thread alive; there's so many VHS covers out there yet to find!

- TGWD


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Raffine

Quote from: retrorussell on October 05, 2009, 03:00:55 PM
Pure cheese for a crappy Fulci flick.



Ha! Reminds me of this album I had as a kid:



Fulci ala Disney?


If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Nukie 2


EWWW!


Damn, the cherry cordials are leaking!

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Nukie 2


A bloody axe on the sleeve of a horror movie, how absurd! :buggedout:



Well I don't wanna open it now, nor ever, I can't even return the gift!


You should probably remove the skewer when you eat!


A giant hand lights your hair on fire and raises you up to burn a giant eyeball-- you are initiated!

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JaseSF

The Initation one definitely has an hidden sexual subtext.  :buggedout:
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

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Cover bare breasts up with a motorcycle and a disembodied head!

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paula


"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"

paula



"She'll blow you...........away."             well, something sure blows here.

Can we make out any sort of clue as to, other than martial arts, what she does or why she does it?

and did the 'artist' (loose term) HAVE to give her a camel toe????


"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"

paula

one more for you...



"Young and Free........and dead very soon"  who fights a bear with a lit torch??  you're only going to p*ss him off.

and don't let the bear get inside on you, look, he already has a claw on the kid's crotch.  "Hi, I weigh 85 pounds but I am going to go toe to toe with a black bear, because brute force will work, not cunning and quickness."

"Young and Free.........and in need of a protective cup."

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"

retrorussell

Sleep of Death.  So a guy is improperly sleeping on a pillow that's got rope tied onto it.. a cross stabbed into it.. and a disembodied evil head floating above it?  WTF?

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."