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The Worst VHS Cover Artwork!

Started by TheDope, July 04, 2009, 11:19:54 PM

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retrorussell

Wow.. how stupid!  A lame Halloween mask is stuck on a wall by a kitchen knife, with a head like a Matrushka doll inside.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Joe the Destroyer

Quote from: retrorussell on April 21, 2010, 02:29:02 AM
Wow.. how stupid!  A lame Halloween mask is stuck on a wall by a kitchen knife, with a head like a Matrushka doll inside.


I feel like the tagline is referring to how awful the movie could be...

Chainsawmidget

What are you talking about?  That is an awesome cover.  That's the kind of cover that you pick up because it looks cool, just knowing that there will be no way the movie could ever live up to it.

Joe the Destroyer

Quote from: Chainsawmidget on April 21, 2010, 04:54:20 AM
What are you talking about?  That is an awesome cover.  That's the kind of cover that you pick up because it looks cool, just knowing that there will be no way the movie could ever live up to it.

The cover is awesome.  I'm a bit doubtful on the movie, though...

retrorussell

And Linda Blair not only stars but is an associate producer!  She'll never live this one down.. :teddyr:
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peter johnson

Retrorussel:

I went back a random screen or two, and I cannot see the picture you posted on March 9, wherein you speak of a dwarf or something holding a gun at someone's back, etc.  All I see is a spinning animated white screen showing a radioactive danger insignia in red, saying "Do not hotlink images and steal bandwidth".  If you can see that post okay, then does anyone know why I can't?
peter crane/denny johnson
I have no idea what this means.

Chainsawmidget

You can't see it because rather than uploading the picture to something like imageshack or photobucket, someboy decided to hotlint the image and whoever runs the site they linked from decided they weren't putting up with people stealing their bandwidth.

diamondwaspvenom

A good slasher flick that deserved better cover art:


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Quote from: Nukie 2 on July 19, 2010, 08:50:59 PM
    15 Grossly Misleading Movie Posters
http://www.cracked.com/article_18542_15-grossly-misleading-movie-posters_p1.html

I'm surprised that The Blob French (I think it was that one) movie poster wasn't mentioned.  It made it look like an action packed military film.
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Nukie 2

Do you have a picture of the French Blob Movie Poster?

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Quote from: Nukie 2 on July 19, 2010, 09:14:40 PM
Do you have a picture of the French Blob Movie Poster?

I saw it on Shadow's B-Movie Graveyard and it was missing when I went looking for it.  However, I still found it.  Enjoy the WTH of it:

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retrorussell

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Nukie 2

Quote from: InformationGeek on July 19, 2010, 09:30:26 PM

I saw it on Shadow's B-Movie Graveyard and it was missing when I went looking for it.  However, I still found it.  Enjoy the WTH of it:



So many things are wrong with this poster. Wrong decade for one-thing.
If I went into this movie thinking it was anything like the poster portrayed, and saw people running away from grape jelly, I'd laugh my butt off!

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Quote from: Nukie 2 on July 19, 2010, 08:50:59 PM





    15 Grossly Misleading Movie Posters
http://www.cracked.com/article_18542_15-grossly-misleading-movie-posters_p1.html


That is some funny stuff.  The interpertation factor is off the charts.  WOW!   :question:

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