The Worst VHS Cover Artwork!

[KYGOTC]

Wow.. how stupid!  A lame Halloween mask is stuck on a wall by a kitchen knife, with a head like a Matrushka doll inside.

Ive seen this cover before, and I thought it was really cool....in a BAD way, of course.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Blood Freak

[Nukie 2]

[Nukie 2]

[bloodkrishna]

The Lift hahaha
the tag line is even damn silly!
take the stairs, take the stairs, for god's sake, TAKE THE STAIRS!!! 

[daveblackeye15]

Well really you can only do so much with a movie called "The Lift"-
Never mind I just thought of about three different covers that could have been more daring and better.

[AndyC]

Russ Meyer presents Fantastic Voyage 2.

Not only is she trapped in a giant syringe, the optometrist just put those pupil dilating drops in her eyes and she can't see anything.

[Chainsawmidget]

It's a guy on a motorcycle in medieval armor.  How is that in any way considered bad?  That's awesome!  If only they could work some guys with chainsaws and a shark into it, it would be perfect!


Seriously though, I've watched that movie and it's damned good.   Not nearly as silly or explotive as the cover would suggest. 

[Trekkie313]

I'm using Photobucket BTW.

[Rev. Powell]

I'm using Photobucket BTW.

You have to wait until you have a minimum number of posts--10, I think, unless Andrew raised the requirement.  Just keep posting and before you know it you'll have full privileges.

[Trekkie313]

My first post here and here are a few more s**tty covers! 

Dirty Heroes
Crudely drawn artwork for a scene that may or may not actually be in the film, riveting!
(From the positioning, it looks like the handsome man is gonna rear-end that blond while the Nazi fellow watches!)



Alien Private Eye
Nevermind the lame pose and s**t cover, I wanna know whats up with his eyes!


And here is some bad covers from movies you wouldn't expect!

From Russia With Love


The Wild Bunch
I have 4 of these Warner Bros. clamshell tapes and this one is too lazy to have actual artwork!

[retrorussell]

Not as bad as most of the others here, but.. there's only 2 victims, and they're not on the meathook!  ..And how'd they get blood on them if they haven't been 'hooked'?  Or have they been 'hooked', then let go so they can stand there and pretty much look indifferent?  ..Ugh, I dunno..

[claws]

Alien Private Eye
Nevermind the lame pose and s**t cover, I wanna know whats up with his eyes!

Raedon Home Video had a knack for creating some of the worst VHS cover art from the 90s. I only wish their releases were available on DVD. Lots of hilarious cheese!

[Chainsawmidget]

My first post here and here are a few more s**tty covers! 

Dirty Heroes
Crudely drawn artwork for a scene that may or may not actually be in the film, riveting!
(From the positioning, it looks like the handsome man is gonna rear-end that blond while the Nazi fellow watches!)

I like how they're just standing around posing while there's a huge battle with people dying right behind them.

[MrMari]

My first post here and here are a few more s**tty covers! 

Dirty Heroes
Crudely drawn artwork for a scene that may or may not actually be in the film, riveting!
(From the positioning, it looks like the handsome man is gonna rear-end that blond while the Nazi fellow watches!)

Dude! Those are green army men in the background!