How many fingers am I holding up?

AndyC · July 15, 2009, 05:54:36 PM

zombie no.one · July 16, 2009, 07:17:18 PM

pick a finger, any finger... now Im gona jumble them all up and then tell you which one you picked

ChuckSplatt · July 16, 2009, 11:06:15 PM

Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf%&$#%, say what one more $%#$&@# time. 'Gonna drop a hint on your a$$ right now:

If ya don' say FIVE, I'm gonna do you ya wid my gun, sucka.

sprite75 · July 17, 2009, 12:36:42 AM

Followed by the gentleman on the right showing the guy holding up the fingers that he thought he was number one.

The Burgomaster · July 17, 2009, 05:46:01 AM

* Come here lame brain . . . I'll gouge your eyes out. (woob -woob -woob -woob -woo!)

OR

* For it's one, two, three strikes you're out at the old ball game!

AndyC · July 17, 2009, 07:34:59 AM

Trying to explain Rock, Paper, Scissors was proving more difficult than expected.

SynapticBoomstick · July 18, 2009, 05:04:04 PM

"Yeah, I know he's doing it wrong, just humor him. He thinks he's really sticking it to you."

The Burgomaster · July 20, 2009, 12:39:10 PM

"Live long and prosper."

"No, man . . . you're doing it wrong!"

Monster Jungle X-Ray · July 20, 2009, 01:09:29 PM

" And so my wife says... I want you to get a vasectomy. Snip snip"

Psycho Circus · July 20, 2009, 01:13:57 PM

"It's best to use two, to stimulate the G-spot."

Leah · July 25, 2011, 07:10:42 PM

Look, Viagra is NOT Tylenol and that's why you feel horny everyday!

sprite75 · July 25, 2011, 07:20:30 PM

Having traveled back to 1986, Kirk tries to start a fight with two young punks who insulted Mr. Spock. However he was mistaken on the number of fingers to hold up to make an obscene gesture.

retrorussell · July 27, 2011, 09:31:59 PM

Quote from: AndyC on July 15, 2009, 05:54:36 PM

"Hey, smell my fingers. Smell familiar to you?"
(sniff)
"...Mom?!"

How many fingers am I holding up?

ChuckSplatt