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Raffine

#45
December 06, 2009, 02:07:09 AM
My grandfather always said there was three kinds of liquor:
The fightin' kind
The singin' kind
The lovin' kind

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Psycho Circus

#46
December 06, 2009, 06:21:14 AM
Quote from: Raffine on December 06, 2009, 02:07:09 AM
My grandfather always said there was three kinds of liquor:
The fightin' kind
The singin' kind
The lovin' kind

So true...  :drink:

Rev. Powell

#47
December 06, 2009, 08:40:15 PM
Quote from: Raffine on December 06, 2009, 02:07:09 AM
My grandfather always said there was three kinds of liquor:
The fightin' kind
The singin' kind
The lovin' kind



Oh, there's more than that.  Ever tried the exposin' yerself to strangers kind?  (They sell this in New Orleans during Mardi Gras).
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

HappyGilmore

#48
December 07, 2009, 10:13:27 PM
Quote from: voltron on December 05, 2009, 06:52:20 PM
Do I get bonus points because I'm drunk and stoned? Today is my brither's birthday( RIP little bro), and I'm having a few in his honour.  :bluesad:  :cheers:
Sorry bout your bro...guess you get points for being drunk and stoned...I've been there.  Although I had a rough night one time and mixed the wrong things...never again.

Quote from: Raffine on December 06, 2009, 02:07:09 AM
My grandfather always said there was three kinds of liquor:
The fightin' kind
The singin' kind
The lovin' kind


Which is why I've never drank liquor much.  Once in a while, I'll treat myself to vodka, but mostly I stick to beer.
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

Allhallowsday

#49
December 07, 2009, 11:32:45 PM
 :drink: 
I'm really a bit sad; Christmas always makes me sad.  But I'm glad too.
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Saucerman

#50
December 08, 2009, 11:37:52 AM
This coming weekend I am driving up to my alma mater, reconnecting with a lovely young lady I worked with at the dining halls there, and proceeding to get hammered with her.  I just bought a 1.75L bottle of Svedka to bring up.  When I picked it up at the liquor store, I had a FORBIDDEN PLANET flashback: "Will sixty gallons be sufficient?"

So I'm posting this in advance, as I probably won't have my laptop with me when I go up and get drunk for the first time in months. 

Come to think of it...last time I drank as much as I intend to drink Saturday...I ended up in a relationship. 

Trevor

#51
December 09, 2009, 05:50:32 AM
Quote from: Saucerman on December 08, 2009, 11:37:52 AM
I just bought a 1.75L bottle of Svedka to bring up.  When I picked it up at the liquor store, I had a FORBIDDEN PLANET flashback: "Will sixty gallons be sufficient?"

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

HappyGilmore

#52
December 09, 2009, 09:40:48 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on December 07, 2009, 11:32:45 PM
:drink: 
I'm really a bit sad; Christmas always makes me sad.  But I'm glad too.
Why so sad, if I may ask?
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

Allhallowsday

#53
December 09, 2009, 11:14:27 PM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on December 09, 2009, 09:40:48 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on December 07, 2009, 11:32:45 PM
:drink: 
I'm really a bit sad; Christmas always makes me sad.  But I'm glad too.
Why so sad, if I may ask?
Not "so sad," "a bit sad".  Life does that to you so you take a drink and before you know it, you're in the 21st century and posting your thoughts where the world can see them.  :smile:  Besides, I'd offered a plausible explanation: "Christmas always makes me sad."  Now, you, Happy, my friend, have many reasons to be glad.   :thumbup:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

voltron

#54
December 09, 2009, 11:47:23 PM
 :drink: :drink:
I do NOT like Christmas anymore. Oh yeah, in the words of Sword: "Goddamn I'm stoned again/ There's someone else in me/ Losing all control again/ Now I'm beggin' on my knees..."  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
"Nothin' out there but God's little creatures - more scared of you than you are of them"  - Warren, "Just Before Dawn"

voltron

#55
December 09, 2009, 11:54:57 PM
btw, i've been listening to this song nonstop:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGtrNZwqpCY

:cheers: again.
"Nothin' out there but God's little creatures - more scared of you than you are of them"  - Warren, "Just Before Dawn"

Psycho Circus

#56
December 10, 2009, 12:46:01 PM
Quote from: voltron on December 09, 2009, 11:47:23 PM
:drink: :drink:
I do NOT like Christmas anymore. Oh yeah, in the words of Sword: "Goddamn I'm stoned again/ There's someone else in me/ Losing all control again/ Now I'm beggin' on my knees..."  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

SWOOOORRD!  :thumbup:

Javakoala

#57
December 12, 2009, 07:13:11 PM
I think I qualify for this thread tonight.  I'm not prone to feeling bad for myself and I'm not feeling that way tonight. I'm a chatty happy drunk but I would so terribly love to have someone fun to hangout with. i did a drunk call to a woman I know through SCA. Not a booty call. I just know she has a keen sense of the weird and would not be judgmental about watching something like "Girls Nite Out" which is what I'm watching and having a good time with, but it would be sooo cool to have someone here to riff off of this film with. I love my friends, but they seem to think if the budget is less that 200 million, it deserves to be ignored. I want someone who can watch anything from this crap to Bollywood trash and have fun with it.

Sorry, just feeling weird.

And drunk.

HappyGilmore

#58
December 12, 2009, 09:55:17 PM
Not drunk yet...but I'm about 2 beers into a ten pack.  Generally, I drink out of happiness, when I'm with friends.  But tonight...well, I'm killing loneliness.  No babe by my side, as I've now realized I'm two months away from 26 without so much as a date.  Sorry I'm not 6' tall and a model...but there is this one girl, but I dunno where we stand.  We're in this weird awkward stage.  Don't wanna really bring up how we feel cause we're friends, and don't wanna kill a good friendship.  But we're both single, both have had long nights of making out, but yet,  :question:
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

paula

#59
December 13, 2009, 06:20:38 AM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on December 12, 2009, 09:55:17 PM
Not drunk yet...but I'm about 2 beers into a ten pack.  Generally, I drink out of happiness, when I'm with friends.  But tonight...well, I'm killing loneliness.  No babe by my side, as I've now realized I'm two months away from 26 without so much as a date.  Sorry I'm not 6' tall and a model...but there is this one girl, but I dunno where we stand.  We're in this weird awkward stage.  Don't wanna really bring up how we feel cause we're friends, and don't wanna kill a good friendship.  But we're both single, both have had long nights of making out, but yet,  :question:

you said you wouldn't tell!!   :wink:

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"
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