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Whats The Funniest Thing You've Said Today

Started by Mr. DS, December 10, 2009, 12:51:31 PM

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Leah

#30
December 29, 2009, 12:07:12 AM
Blob Blasket!  :bouncegiggle:
yeah no.

Paquita

#31
December 29, 2009, 01:17:44 AM
OK so it wasn't really me, but my husband accidentally mispronounced Nosferatu as "Nostrilatu".. which, of course, I repeated several times throughout the day.

Joe the Destroyer

#32
December 29, 2009, 04:41:00 AM
"He punches a bear to death and throws him into f**king space.  INTO SPACE!"
-explaining Hercules (1983) to someone

Psycho Circus

#33
December 29, 2009, 01:33:55 PM
"I have no idea who that is, but I know they can probably get the whirly-bobs in the fax to do....things"

Joe the Destroyer

#34
December 29, 2009, 09:06:08 PM
"f**k me in a garbage can."

Psycho Circus

#35
December 30, 2009, 01:45:45 PM
"I've been so erect lately, I've got Morris dancers gathering around my crotch!"

Leah

#36
December 30, 2009, 02:30:40 PM
GOD f**kING DAMMIT!!
yeah no.

Mr. DS

#37
December 30, 2009, 05:44:55 PM
"So I've been on the pad for 20 minutes..."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Psycho Circus

#38
December 31, 2009, 01:41:48 PM
"That's the perfect paedo rag for those that want it"

Saucerman

#39
December 31, 2009, 05:00:46 PM Last Edit: December 31, 2009, 08:26:24 PM by Saucerman
"If they made a bottle of vodka that gave backrubs, you'd never see me again."

And one from Dan: "I shall now fart non-stop."

Allhallowsday

#40
January 02, 2010, 02:10:12 AM
"Dig Glargg..."  :bluesad:  :tongueout:  :lookingup:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Psycho Circus

#41
January 26, 2010, 03:14:55 PM
"It's purple and it has his name on it"

Leah

#42
January 26, 2010, 04:41:05 PM
D'oh!
yeah no.

Shadow

#43
January 26, 2010, 07:54:06 PM
"I've got to go take a crap."

the sensation of gas building in my guts goes away.

"Then again, maybe not. I guess I'll just go sit on the toilet and see what happens."
Shadow
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Joe the Destroyer

#44
January 27, 2010, 01:03:36 AM
"God, Michael's [my brother] ex-wife smells homeless."
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