Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination

[vukxfiles]

I don't know whether it's a bad movie overall as a movie, but as an X-Files movie it's a load of crap: The X-Files- I Want to Believe

[skuts]

Off the top of my head in no particular order:

Irreversible
Breaking the Waves
Dogville
Transformers (1 & 2)
3:10 to Yuma (Crowe)
The Others
Star Wars (3, 4, 5, 6)
The Matrix (2 & 3)
Jurassic Park (2 & 3)
Something About Mary
Million Dollar Baby
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Hannibal
The Happening

Mainstream films that everybody thought were so great but really sucked.

[Cthulhu]

Off the top of my head in no particular order:


Star Wars ( 4, 5, 6)
Million Dollar Baby

Mainstream films that everybody thought were so great but really sucked.

What? Worst movies of all time?
Have you ever seen Eegah?
Or Oasis of the zombies?
The old Star wars trilogy are classics!
What is so bad about it?

[Psycho Circus]

Son Of The Mask! 

[voltron]

How about The Chooper (not a typo) by Ray Dennis Steckler?

[JJ80]

I have a particular dislike for "Primal Scream" (aka "Hellfire") from 1987.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165433/

[The Burgomaster]

BAD, bad movies:

* CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN

* CONQUEST

Bad movies that were supposed to be good:

* DUNE

* WIRED

[Rev. Powell]

A few that come to mind:

MONSTER A GO-GO
DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN
THE SCREAMING SKULL
MOON OF THE WOLF
THE TERROR
NEKROMANTIK
THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (1972)

I'm sure a few of those are favorites of some...

[RCMerchant]

.OK-                                                                                                .PSYCHED BY THE 4-D WITCH-Total inchoherent soft core porn crap  .THEY SAVED HITLERS BRAIN aka MADMAN OF MANDORAS-Convoluted spy nonsense-but so surreal...I have a love/hate realationship with this film.  Of course,were all cinema masachiosts her,eh?                                                                                            .ZONTAR-the THING FROM VENUS-a Z budget remake of a b film (IT CONQUERED THE WORLD) by Larry Buchannan. LRRY BUCHANAN. That should tell you how cheap jack it is. Yet...I've watched it 4 times. That may say someting about my state of mind-what it says-I'm afraid to discover. Ah....But I forget....I'm on BAD MOVIES! I don't have to explain! Bad movies...it's like...bagals and cream cheese. Peabut butter and balony sandwhichs...comfertble....like Creature Featuire,local weather news,old comic books you've owned for 20 years...a state of mind. A way of life.

[Mofo Rising]

Since I got negative Karma for it I will say it again VAN HELSING SUCKS   

Oh, I agree. I saw Van Helsing in the theater and was ready for the movie to end after fifteen minutes. Unfortunately, it took another seven hours. (At least, that's how it felt.)

As far as the worst movie ever made, it is by far and hands down Slapstick (of Another Kind). I can not begin to explicate how terrible this movie is. I have had hour long conversations with other people regaling them with every horrid moment of this film, long past they lost any interest.

I gave it away to Andrew as a birthday "present," but I felt I should watch it again before I cursed another person with it. I've seen it twice! Even as an exercise in awfulness it surpassed itself. For a lot of the second viewing I could laugh at how horrible it would be for another person to watch this all unexpecting. But over the course of that hour and a half my brain began to scream in horror. Humanity is not meant for such cinematic pain. I would watch Xanadu again before submitting myself to this film. Do you hear me? Xanadu!

You may have other movies you think are the worst movie of all time, and you may have good reasons for them, but Slapstick is without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen.

[Cthulhu]

Since I got negative Karma for it I will say it again VAN HELSING SUCKS   

Oh, I agree. I saw Van Helsing in the theater and was ready for the movie to end after fifteen minutes. Unfortunately, it took another seven hours. (At least, that's how it felt.)

As far as the worst movie ever made, it is by far and hands down Slapstick (of Another Kind). I can not begin to explicate how terrible this movie is. I have had hour long conversations with other people regaling them with every horrid moment of this film, long past they lost any interest.

I gave it away to Andrew as a birthday "present," but I felt I should watch it again before I cursed another person with it. I've seen it twice! Even as an exercise in awfulness it surpassed itself. For a lot of the second viewing I could laugh at how horrible it would be for another person to watch this all unexpecting. But over the course of that hour and a half my brain began to scream in horror. Humanity is not meant for such cinematic pain. I would watch Xanadu again before submitting myself to this film. Do you hear me? Xanadu!

You may have other movies you think are the worst movie of all time, and you may have good reasons for them, but Slapstick is without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen.

Oh, yes. Hell yes.
I haven't seen it from beginning to end, but the pain was unbearable when I watched parts of it.
It was on the tv, and I occasionally looked up to see what's going on. And Oh, my god. Oh, my f****** god.

[Nukie 2]

Wait a minuet, are we doing "so-bad-they're-good", or so "bad-they're-Hell"?

[Cthulhu]

Since I got negative Karma for it I will say it again VAN HELSING SUCKS   

Oh, I agree. I saw Van Helsing in the theater and was ready for the movie to end after fifteen minutes. Unfortunately, it took another seven hours. (At least, that's how it felt.)

As far as the worst movie ever made, it is by far and hands down Slapstick (of Another Kind). I can not begin to explicate how terrible this movie is. I have had hour long conversations with other people regaling them with every horrid moment of this film, long past they lost any interest.

I gave it away to Andrew as a birthday "present," but I felt I should watch it again before I cursed another person with it. I've seen it twice! Even as an exercise in awfulness it surpassed itself. For a lot of the second viewing I could laugh at how horrible it would be for another person to watch this all unexpecting. But over the course of that hour and a half my brain began to scream in horror. Humanity is not meant for such cinematic pain. I would watch Xanadu again before submitting myself to this film. Do you hear me? Xanadu!

You may have other movies you think are the worst movie of all time, and you may have good reasons for them, but Slapstick is without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen.

Wait a minute....I just realised that you've watched that movie..twice...
You deserve some karma.

[skuts]

Off the top of my head in no particular order:


Star Wars ( 4, 5, 6)
Million Dollar Baby

Mainstream films that everybody thought were so great but really sucked.

What? Worst movies of all time?
Have you ever seen Eegah?
Or Oasis of the zombies?
The old Star wars trilogy are classics!
What is so bad about it?

When I think of "worst movies" I really don't consider low/no budget cheezefests because they're already at a loss. I consider atrocities created with decent budgets, real actors, directors and crews that supposedly know what they're doing.

So, Return of the Jedi is indeed a worse film than Eegah because The creators of Eegah did the best they could with what they had whereas Lucas and co. had everything they could want and still churned out a lump of crap.

[Psycho Circus]

So, Return of the Jedi is indeed a worse film than Eegah because The creators of Eegah did the best they could with what they had whereas Lucas and co. had everything they could want and still churned out a lump of crap.

Wow! Just Wow...