We have a problem...

[Leah]

Sheriff: It makes me cry; NO more donuts are left in the box

[Rev. Powell]

We pulled him over for doing 300 in a 35 MPH zone.

[sprite75]

Goddamn that Superman.  Always setting disabled jets down in the middle of roadways or in the middle of baseball stadiums rather than at the airport.

[SPazzo]

1st guy in car:  That was it?  That's all that 2012 can throw at us?
2nd guy in car:  Um... Sir?  Tim Curry was in that plane...
1st guy in car:  NOOOOO!!!!!

[retrorussell]

Doctor on plane to pilot: I just want to let you know.  We're all counting on you.

[Mr. DS]

Policeman:  "You can't park that here...move your vehicle immdiately..."

[AndyC]

"All right, everybody, move along. Nothin' to see here."

[Flangepart]

Co-Pilot: Think we can get a job with Northwest?

[BlackAngel75]

This is my "Sully" moment

[AndyC]

This new season of Lost doesn't make any sense.

[Silverlady]

Pilot to Control Tower: You said it was just a little icing problem on the runway!

[Mr. DS]

Pilot:  "Attention passengers, we'll need a few volunteers to get out and push..."

[indianasmith]

"This is your captain speaking.  There is no cause for alarm.  Thank you."

[AndyC]

"....and if you look out the window to your right, you'll see some representatives of the Chicago Police Department."

[BlackAngel75]

Need a moment?  Chew on Twix