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« Reply #615 on: January 24, 2022, 09:32:03 AM »

HORROR OF PARTY BEACH

Tom [panicking] "The music's coming from INSIDE the radio!"

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« Reply #616 on: January 26, 2022, 02:58:38 AM »

THE SIDEHACKERS

Crow: "Indy, throw me the whip!"
Tom: "Throw me the idol!"

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« Reply #617 on: January 28, 2022, 10:57:42 AM »

QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS:

Tom: "Oh, Dull is that way, dammit."  TeddyR
Crow: "Pots! Pots for throwing pee at your neighbors!"
Pearl: "Good news! Only 20% of the village died of the Plague overnight!"
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« Reply #618 on: February 12, 2022, 10:21:08 AM »

TOUCH OF SATAN

Tom: “Hm, signed copy of the Necronomicon there. “
Mike: "You guys scare me, ha ha ha. Signed, Satan."

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« Reply #619 on: March 01, 2022, 08:05:03 AM »

WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD

[Robert Ginty accidentally bumps a spider with his foot]
Crow: "Oh great, now we gotta buy that one."

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« Reply #620 on: March 06, 2022, 02:46:55 PM »

DEATHSTALKER & THE WORRIERS FROM HELL

Wizard: "Far......."
Joel: "A note to follow So......"  TeddyR
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« Reply #621 on: April 24, 2022, 12:23:27 AM »

INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN

[Old scientist looks at a row of clocks on a wall]

Crow: "What times are it?"  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #622 on: April 26, 2022, 09:00:06 AM »

QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS

Quote
Baydool: All is well.
Tom: Oh yeah, I got bought by a beard-wearing psycho, I had half a can of pee thrown at me, yeah, things are great.

Half a can of pee  Buggedout BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #623 on: April 30, 2022, 02:24:25 AM »

Gamera vs. Guiron

(Akio wakes up with his head shaved)
Tom: Those girls are cannibals.
Joel: They ate my hair?

 BuggedoutBounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #624 on: May 01, 2022, 10:37:26 AM »

THE GIANT GILA MONSTER

JOEL (as the Gila Monster): Hey, don't drink that!  That's my urine!  I don't even do that!

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« Reply #625 on: May 26, 2022, 02:22:08 AM »

THE VIOLENT YEARS

[Stern faced judge exits his chambers]
Tom: "Just dropped a helluva tort in there if you know what I mean."  Buggedout TeddyR
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« Reply #626 on: August 01, 2022, 10:53:25 AM »

GORGO

[The ship is being bombarded with tidal waves]

Mike: "I'm drowning and I'm wet."  TeddyR
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« Reply #627 on: August 05, 2022, 03:20:23 AM »

QUEST FOR THE DELTA KNIGHTS

[sounds of someone urinating into a pan]

Tom [grossed out] "No, no, please no!"
Pearl: "Ewww.... wizard wizz!"

 Buggedout Buggedout
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