Before we adjourn

[sprite75]

Palpatine: Before we adjourn, are there are questions?
Yoda: Yes...promised us beer, you did.  Thirsty for that keg of Coors, I am.

[Mr. DS]

Palpatine:  "I'm glad you're all here for this important meeting...we've had numerous complaints about the Jedi dress code being violated.  Remember, dress down days are Fridays only...next agenda item, improper use of lightsabers in public..."

[retrorussell]

"Thank you all for coming.  The first official meeting of the Society Of Ugly F**ks is now in session."

[Flangepart]

Palpatine: Then it's settled, on the count of three, we all drop trow and moon the entire city. First one to complain the glass is too cold, buys the beer..

[Hammock Rider]

 "Due to cost cutting we'll be closing several local Jedi branches. Don't worry though gentlemen, you're all being transferred to Alderaan."

[Mr. DS]

Palpatine:  "I've called you here today because someone has stolen my stapler.  I demand you find them..."

[sprite75]

Yoda: Bigger than yours, mine is!

[Mr. DS]

"An emissary from the Ewok council arrived today and was wondering why they have no representation in the senate."

[Leah]

Mace: Then, then, he s-said c-c-c-c s-six. HE SUNK MY IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYER! (sobs)

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

George Soros and a group of selected EU delegates further ponder how to destroy the American Dollar..

[AndyC]

Sorry about the glare, but I'm having a dickens of a time finding blinds to fit this bloody window.

[TheDope]

For the last time, I'm the boss; that's why I get
a window office.  Stop looking at me like that!

[sprite75]

Was that the Enterprise that just went past the window?

[AndyC]

"I say, these Snuggies are cozy. I should order some as Life Day gifts for the senate."

[Leah]

welcome, welcome, welcome to the misfitted society for misfits.....