An Elephant and a car

Leah · September 10, 2010, 05:45:48 PM

elephant: Stampy mad, Stampy crush car with trunk!

Mr. DS · September 10, 2010, 06:08:46 PM

Why driving a gray SUV through elephant land while mating season is a bad idea.

sprite75 · September 10, 2010, 11:30:43 PM

Why it's a bad idea to have Bud Light in plain sight around this elephant.

TheDope · September 11, 2010, 02:08:44 PM

DRIVER - Honestly, office; an elephant did this to my car!

OFFICER - Yeah, right; just blow into the breathalyzer, pal....

Rev. Powell · September 11, 2010, 02:25:55 PM

Why you should never carve your initials on an elephant's butt.

Leah · September 11, 2010, 02:52:34 PM

As we can see, this elephant is working out to get ready for his match with the Ymir

retrorussell · September 11, 2010, 03:00:23 PM

Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on September 11, 2010, 02:08:44 PM

Hey! You in there with the Pay Day! SHARE!!!

Mr. DS · September 13, 2010, 07:53:03 AM

"Great, the insurance company is never going to buy this..."

Leah · September 13, 2010, 05:46:58 PM

BUY ALLSTATE OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO SICK THE ELEPHANT ON YOU!

Mr. DS · September 16, 2010, 07:13:15 AM

Elephant: "Yeah who's your daddy..."

JJ80 · September 16, 2010, 07:36:39 AM

The Park's Game Wardens have a staunch zero-tolerance policy against tourists who attempt to camp in a restricted area.

SynapticBoomstick · September 28, 2010, 09:21:54 PM

Early tests show that not all animals are cut out for the job of car insurance mascot.

Leah · September 28, 2010, 09:41:42 PM

DAMN KIDS, TURN DOWN YOUR f**kING MUSIC!!!

Mean Machine · September 29, 2010, 11:19:30 PM

Rush Limbaugh was willing to do abnything to keep people from reaching John Stewart's rally to restore sanity.

Nukie 2 · September 30, 2010, 04:10:04 PM

"I said WANT a peanut!"