You are BANNED!!!

[Criswell]

I ban everyone here that owns a computer.

[Sleepyskull]

I ban everyone here that owns a computer.

Thank goodness I use a family computer!

I ban Criswell for nearly dooming this game.

[ImaginaryFoot]

I double ban indianasmith for being grumpy and for putting little baby wombats in a toaster

[Couchtr26]

for putting little baby wombats in a toaster

There is a part of me that is  intrigued, confused and concerned. 

[indianasmith]

Hey, wombat is delicious, especially when served with whooping crane eggs and orphan meat . . .

[Trevor]

So, nobody can ban anybody until Trevor responds.

Here I am: so let the banning continue. 

With all your bannings, you people remind me of the old Publications Control Board in the old South Africa who banned everything including offensive things like the book Black Beauty.

[Leah]

I ban The Darksider because he doesn't appreciate this song enough!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc

[ImaginaryFoot]

I ban Menard for his unnatural Spray Cheese fetish

[indianasmith]

I ban Imaginary Foot for not being real!

[AndyC]

I ban FlickJames in an entirely random and arbitrary manner. Don't know why.

[ImaginaryFoot]

I ban AndyC for being a Global Moderator

[Flick James]

I ban both AndyC and myself for having bald heads, glasses and facial hair.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I ban both AndyC and myself for having bald heads, glasses and facial hair.

I ban you guys for copping my look.

[ImaginaryFoot]

I ban indianasmith for his unbelief of my realness

[MrMari]

I ban Paquita for having an avatar that has noting to do with ballet.