You are BANNED!!!

[diamondwaspvenom]

I ban Rev. Powell for claiming that human beings really evolved from radishes. 

[Olivia Bauer]

I ban Diamond for not knowing the truth. We all evolved from Bob Saget. I'm not going into detail on that one.

[Trevor]

I ban the South African cricket team for choking even before the Cricket World Cup has started. 

[Olivia Bauer]

I ban the South African cricket team for choking even before the Cricket World Cup has started. 

I ban Trevor because at least he doesn't live in Minnesota and isn't horribly disappointed by Brett Favre's poor performance that RUINED the Vikings last football season!

[indianasmith]

I ban the bandits.  For having "ban" in their name.

[Javakoala]

So...like, if I banned all visitors and members of this forum-past, present and future-as well as myself...wouldn't that effectively kill the forum?

But that being said, I "Ban" Right Guard.  Sorry, just a little armpit humor there. 

No, no, really, I'd have to ban Menard for even thinking of banning  our resident Zombie Girl Paquita. She is a lovely and kind person. Well, there was the incident with that goose and the spider monkey...but don't mention it here in the forum as it tends to make her weepy and Hulk-like enraged in turns..............D'oh!!!!!   

[Olivia Bauer]

So...like, if I banned all visitors and members of this forum-past, present and future-as well as myself...wouldn't that effectively kill the forum?

But that being said, I "Ban" Right Guard.  Sorry, just a little armpit humor there. 

No, no, really, I'd have to ban Menard for even thinking of banning  our resident Zombie Girl Paquita. She is a lovely and kind person. Well, there was the incident with that goose and the spider monkey...but don't mention it here in the forum as it tends to make her weepy and Hulk-like enraged in turns..............D'oh!!!!!   

I ban you for making me curious. 

[Trevor]

I ban Tom Hooper* for winning a Oscar. 

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* I don't like anti-South African films made by foreign filmmakers and he made one. 

[Olivia Bauer]

I ban Tom Hooper* for winning a Oscar.  

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* I don't like anti-South African films made by foreign filmmakers and he made one.  

My grammar Nazi sense is tingling!

I ban Trevor because you're supposed to use "An" before a word with a vowel in it! "An Oscar"!

[Trevor]

I ban Tom Hooper* for winning a Oscar. 

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* I don't like anti-South African films made by foreign filmmakers and he made one. 

My grammar Nazi sense is tingling!

I ban Trevor because you're supposed to use "An" before a word with a noun in it! "An Oscar"!

Oops: I be busted. 

[Leah]

I ban Tom Hooper* for winning a Oscar. 

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* I don't like anti-South African films made by foreign filmmakers and he made one. 

My grammar Nazi sense is tingling!

I ban Trevor because you're supposed to use "An" before a word with a noun in it! "An Oscar"!

I ban AJ because it's a VOWEL Sound, not a Noun sound!

[Menard]

I ban Tom Hooper* for winning a Oscar.  

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* I don't like anti-South African films made by foreign filmmakers and he made one.  

My grammar Nazi sense is tingling!

I ban Trevor because you're supposed to use "An" before a word with a vowel in it! "An Oscar"!

I ban A.J. for not understanding the difference between "in" and "begins with". 

[Olivia Bauer]

I ban Tom Hooper* for winning a Oscar.  

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* I don't like anti-South African films made by foreign filmmakers and he made one.  

My grammar Nazi sense is tingling!

I ban Trevor because you're supposed to use "An" before a word with a vowel in it! "An Oscar"!

I ban A.J. for not understanding the difference between "in" and "begins with". 

I ban everybody who likes boobs.

[venomx]

I ban Michael Bay for directing Transformers!

[Olivia Bauer]

I ban Michael Bay for directing Transformers!

I ban the guy who voiced Optimus Prime for also voicing "Winnie the Pooh"'s Eeyore.