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Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before!

Started by retrorussell, February 14, 2011, 06:46:41 PM

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Rev. Powell

I had the opportunity to text the following yesterday:

"Did you soak your constipated fish today, grandpa?"
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

indianasmith

Have you humidified your cactus this century?
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"