A.J. Bauer Reviews: THANKSKILLING

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 06:52:46 PM

Alright I'm starting at exactly 6:00 pm. The movie is ThanksKilling. A movie about a homicidal demon turkey. Right up your alley. I'll update my thoughts on this piece of 1-star crap every time I notice something.

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 06:59:55 PM

SHOW TIME!

Rev. Powell · March 11, 2011, 07:00:49 PM

I was about to ask, 6:00 in what time zone?

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:01:28 PM

Did you know 1621 was the olden days? The movie sure needed to remind me!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:01:54 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 11, 2011, 07:00:49 PM
I was about to ask, 6:00 in what time zone?

Central. It's RIGHT now!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:02:35 PM

RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!!!

I can do it too!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:03:17 PM

Women in the 1600's had breast implants apparently...

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:03:49 PM

People tripping while getting chased count: 1

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:05:09 PM

The turkey just said "Nice tits, b***h!"
I'm going to be here a while. Also it's the worst prop turkey EVER!
Where did they buy it? A dollar store?

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:05:41 PM

Turkeys can hold axes apparently.

Rev. Powell · March 11, 2011, 07:06:03 PM

Yeah, it's all coming back to me now...

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:07:20 PM

I don't recognize any of the cast or crew. Also these credits are WAY too long. These should be at the end of the film.

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:08:12 PM

WHY IS SPRING BREAK IN NOVEMBER?!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:09:34 PM

Generic nerd stereo type. He's going to die. Guarantee.

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:10:17 PM

The redneck just made a poor taste penis joke. I hope they all get eaten by the f**king turkey.