May 21st

[ghouck]

I have ascended.  Where are the rest of you guys?  Wait a second, Trevor's undies have just materialized . . .

Hate to break it to you, but if Trevor's undies are there, you're NOT in heaven . . . .

Exactly what I was thinking.

[Allhallowsday]

Well this sucks. I really REALLY wanted to see this-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA&feature=related

Tsar bomba is the largest nuclear bomb yet detonated by man, though the device itself was so large and heavy it would not have been a practical weapon. 

I was kind of thinking the same thing you were, except the prediction was that the righteous would ascend to heaven immediately at 6pm today, and the rest of us would endure 5 months of war, famine, earthquake, disease, blah blah blah.  So, at least for that, I'm glad.   

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Well, I'm putting this one to bed. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

[LilCerberus]

Funny thing about this rapture business; This afternoon, I discovered a circle of bricks buried in my back yard...

[RCMerchant]

Funny thing about this rapture business; This afternoon, I discovered a circle of bricks buried in my back yard...

It was buried their by ancient druid yeti who were desendents of an alien race. If you decipher the scratches on the bricks (those are Atlantean hyroglyphics) it will tell you that the world will end on Friday the 13th,1999.
No-really.

[Jack]

Well I put off mowing the lawn until today just to be on the safe side. 

[Newt]

Funny thing about this rapture business; This afternoon, I discovered a circle of bricks buried in my back yard...

It was buried their by ancient druid yeti who were desendents of an alien race. If you decipher the scratches on the bricks (those are Atlantean hyroglyphics) it will tell you that the world will end on Friday the 13th,1999.
No-really.

Brilliant, RC!   

I found a circle of bricks buried in my yard: it was the top of an old dug well housing.  It was not filled very well either as it subsides a bit every year: so be careful there, LilCerb!

[Mr. DS]

In all honesty I don't think the dinosaurs had time to think about this.  They were simply trying to survive.  Man has too much time to think apparently.

[Flick James]

I'm STILL HERE!

Wait, isn't that supposed to be a bad thing?

[Cthulhu]

s**t, I was out of town this weekend.
How did all this end of the world thing go? Did I miss anything?

[ghouck]

Funny thing about this rapture business; This afternoon, I discovered a circle of bricks buried in my back yard...

It was buried their by ancient druid yeti who were desendents of an alien race. If you decipher the scratches on the bricks (those are Atlantean hyroglyphics) it will tell you that the world will end on Friday the 13th,1999.
No-really.

Or maybe the previous owners put in a fire-pit.. . .

[Trevor]

I have ascended.  Where are the rest of you guys?  Wait a second, Trevor's undies have just materialized . . .

They left without me.....  *



*I'm actually glad. 

[Trevor]

I have ascended.  Where are the rest of you guys?  Wait a second, Trevor's undies have just materialized . . .

Hate to break it to you, but if Trevor's undies are there, you're NOT in heaven . . . .

I should just add that my undies are in fact holy but not Holy. 

[Trevor]

I read in the paper this morning about a group of eighty (yes, 80!) people that had sold everything, given up their jobs and said their farewells, then booked into a hotel in Johannesburg to await the end of the world. All that's awaiting them now is a huge hotel bill.  

Link here > > www.timeslive.co.za/local/article1081615.ece/SA-world-enders-left-with-hotel-bill--report

Oopsie 

[AndyC]

I got dragged out of bed Saturday morning with my wife's announcement that we were going to spend the day cleaning the house and doing yard work. Not quite the end of the world, but definitely a frightening surprise.

Shoving couches around and picking up dog-chewed household objects, I couldn't help but send a hopeful glance skyward.