May 21st

AndyC · May 26, 2011, 09:59:00 AM

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on May 26, 2011, 09:19:44 AM
When the rapture comes, what happens to all the astronauts?

They'll get eaten by the man from Mars, on his way to eat cars, bars and guitars.

WildHoosier09 · May 26, 2011, 02:55:59 PM

Camping just keeps crying wolf.

Last I saw he now claims all "decisions" were made May 21st and the actual destruction will occur on October 21st (If he had predicted this on Halloween that would have been so much cooler, think how fun Halloween could be if you don't actually expect a Nov 1st to occur). So according to Camping (anyone hungry for 'Smores) anything you do between May and October will not change your fate at all.

Consider this reality as you get high on crack, rob a bank, and shove a dead prostitute in the trunk of your car. It's totally cool now because you're already either "saved" or "screwed"

Ed, Ego and Superego · May 26, 2011, 03:52:56 PM

Hey, how do we KNOW? I hate to make a bad decision.

Rev. Powell · May 26, 2011, 03:59:39 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2011, 03:14:55 PM
Quote from: Flick James on May 24, 2011, 10:08:09 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2011, 09:48:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc0s358b3Ys

I vote Rev. Powell for funniest joke in-thread yet.

All credit and karma to my 13 year old nephew for forwarding it to me.

My 11 year old nephew, who actually sent me the video, understandably doesn't want my 13 year old nephew to get the credit for this.

WildHoosier09 · May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM

Quote from: Ed on May 26, 2011, 03:52:56 PM
Hey, how do we KNOW? I hate to make a bad decision.

You're on the badmovies board, which surely means in the fundamentalist's book you're totally getting left behind

Flick James · October 21, 2011, 01:55:22 PM

Hey everybody!

Remember this? Remember how Harold Camping said that May 21st was going to be the rapture and the end of the world? After May 21st passed, Mr. Camping said he made a mistake and that the actual date is October 21st.

TODAY!

Get ready folks. Today is the rapture. He simply made a mistake before. This time it's for real.

Mr. DS · October 21, 2011, 02:04:31 PM

Sorry, got plans again this weekend. He'll need to reschedule.

Cthulhu · October 21, 2011, 02:29:38 PM

Strange....I didn't seem to notice the annihilation of the whole physical world.

Jack · October 21, 2011, 02:53:19 PM

End of the world on a Friday? That just sucks.

InformationGeek · October 21, 2011, 07:32:06 PM

Still here... nothing happened much today. Prehaps we are all in sort of personal hell like in the Twilight Zone episode (though I don't seem to be getting everything I want)?

ghouck · October 21, 2011, 08:00:58 PM

Quote from: Flick James on October 21, 2011, 01:55:22 PM
Hey everybody!

Remember this? Remember how Harold Camping said that May 21st was going to be the rapture and the end of the world? After May 21st passed, Mr. Camping said he made a mistake and that the actual date is October 21st.

TODAY!

Get ready folks. Today is the rapture. He simply made a mistake before. This time it's for real.

He's so confident that he didn't give his staff the day off. The guy is a complete joke.

Leah · October 22, 2011, 06:22:49 PM

Let's see, it's 6:22 on Saturday, October 22. still here.

Cthulhu · October 22, 2011, 06:25:46 PM

Damn, I trusted him.
He already foretold an apocalypse, so he has experience.

Ed, Ego and Superego · October 24, 2011, 12:54:19 PM

Oh no... If the public library calls I'm not here and you know NOTHING of the honeydew melons and ketchup stains, you hear?

Olivia Bauer · October 24, 2011, 11:09:11 PM

Oh right, October was supposed to be the end of the rapture. So, uhhhhhh... When did it start? Did I miss it?