100 bottles of beer on the wall...

[AndyC]

88 bottles of beer on the wall
88 bottles of beer
Take one down and give it to the dog
87 bottles of beer on the wall

[Psycho Circus]

87 bottles of beer on the wall
87 bottles of beer
Take on down, smash it on the ground
86 bottles of beer on the wall

[RCMerchant]

That's alchohol abuse,Circus!

86 bottles of beer on the wall 80-sex bottles of beeeeer....!
I cant get laid-so I'll get smashed-
85 bottles of beer!



(wow...someone had waaay to much time one their hands!  )

[RCMerchant]

88 bottles of beer on the wall
88 bottles of beer
Take one down and give it to the dog
87 bottles of beer on the wall

the dog's name is Hose head! 
Gotta love dem Canadians,ay? We here in Michigan got our own version-called yoopers.
Karma!!!!

[Rev. Powell]

85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer.
Take 5 down, give them to this clown



80 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Leah]

80 bottles of beer on the wall
80 bottles of beer
take two downer, give them to homer

78 bottles of beer on the wall

[retrorussell]

Um, shouldn't this be 83?
83 bottles of beer on the wall.
83 bottles of beer.
Take one down, ride a tricycle around,
82 bottles of beer on the wall.

[RCMerchant]

82 botttles of beer on the wall-
82 bottles of beer-
Just a pinpoint-in a flower-
or perhaps- a glass of beer?
81 bottles of beer....!

I never drink...wine.

[Allhallowsday]

81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer,
Ron'd leavem be, I could take three,
78 bottles of beer on the wall. 

[RCMerchant]

81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer,
Ron'd leavem be, I could take three,
78 bottles of beer on the wall. 

Ouch! Dam! Ouch!

[Doggett]

78 bottles of beer on the wall, 78 bottles of beer,
I took three, they're for Sister Grace you see,
75 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Leah]

75 bottles of beer on the wall
75 bottles of beer.
moved one over, got a root beer
still 75 bottles of beer on the wall

[RCMerchant]

75 bottles of beer on the wall
75 bottles of beer.
moved one over, got a root beer
still 75 bottles of beer on the wall

Step aside son and let a real drunk tell ya how it's done-

75 bottles of beer on the wall
75 bottles of beer
Wake up the next morning next to a dog ugly woman you met at the bar
74 bottles of beer.

[Psycho Circus]

74 bottles of beer on the wall
74 bottles of beer
I'll take four, me n' RC want some more!
70 bottles of beer on the wall

[AndyC]

70 bottles of beer on the wall
70 bottles of beer
We got a thirst, who'll finish first?
68 bottles of beer on the wall