A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 05:53:24 PM

Starting 6:00 PM (CST), 6/3/2011

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:00:34 PM

IT'S SHOW TIME!

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:01:56 PM

0 min - I hate long credits...

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:02:51 PM

1 min - Put these names at the END of the damned film!

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:04:13 PM

2 min - "Our true origins are unknown."

Yeah they seem to have retconed this movie to get rid of Zeist. Smart move.

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:06:43 PM

3 min - Who wrote Conner McLeod's dialouge? He seems to have ADD. Just inviting Duncan somewhere then running an errand and not knowing why. I guess McLeod is aging after all! He's going senile!

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:08:39 PM

6 min - The sepia tone effect brought to you buy Windows Movie Maker

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:10:49 PM

7 min - It's Jesus! Wait, no. That's Connor? Why does he have such a clean long beard?

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:12:06 PM

9 min - Even the horse is disgusted by that romantic scene.

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:13:54 PM

10 min - She's a little too young looking to be his Mother. Maybe it's an ancient Scotish secret.

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:16:33 PM

13 min - "Black powder. It will ease your suffering."

Or blow you up. I do not want to be the poor bastard who has to clean up Connor's Mom after this.

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:19:13 PM

15 min - Running at Connor like that with your arms stretched out and screaming is not going to help kill him! Of course he shanked you first you, dingbat!

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:20:19 PM

17 min - Ah! It's the most terrifying motorcycle gang of all time! "The bikers who wear silly hats"!

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:21:04 PM

18 min - No! You can't do that! I don't care WHO you are!

Olivia Bauer · June 03, 2011, 06:23:06 PM

19 min - NOW he loses?! The f**k?! He just kicked the s**t out of everyone in a way that gives Chuck Norris penis envy but he does a "Come at me bro!" pose and gets owned by a random monk with a shotgun! That just makes no sense!