My name is Henry!

[sprite75]

My name is Henry and I am funky!

[Mr. DS]

"My tailor is blind, gotta a problem with that?"

[Flangepart]

"Ladieeeeeees?"

[SynapticBoomstick]

Nobody wears a dagger like that unless they're trying to suggest something.

[Hammock Rider]

   "Is this a codpiece in my hand or am I just happy to see you?"

[retrorussell]

Henry: Portrait of a fat-@$$

[Chainsawmidget]

"You know what I love about being rich and powerful?  You can dress like a complete buffoon and people still don't have the guts to tell you how silly you look."

[TheDope]

I just married to the widow next door;
she's been married seven times before...

[Chainsawmidget]

I just married to the widow next door;
she's been married seven times before...

"Please sir, can we sing some other song this time?  Please?"

"Of course not!  Now where were we... aw... 875th verse same as the first..."

[Leah]

Do these stocking looks like I'm straight?

[sprite75]

Henry: Kings are weird.  Don't judge.

[indianasmith]

In every nation, in every age, in every way . . .


IT IS GOOD TO BE KING!!!!

(I just finished teaching my 8th graders a little bit about Henry 8.  He is, perhaps, my all time favorite English monarch!!!!!)

[RCMerchant]

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Eater

[Jack]

Um, guys?  I can't fit through the doors any more.

[indianasmith]

YOU!!!!  My Bedroom, 10 o'clock!  Bring a friend!!!