Wish Corruption Game

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted. But you're being payed something very far below minimum wage.

I wish teenagers would just quit b***hing.

[Sleepyskull]

Granted. But you're being payed something very far below minimum wage.

I wish teenagers would just quit b***hing.

Granted, but now they can set things on fire with their mind. b***hing doesn't sound so bad now, does it?

I wish I could fire my sweat like bullets.

[JaseSF]

Granted only now they will eventually ricohet and land inside you.

I wish I had room for an extensive library.

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted. I bulldozed half your house. Plenty of room to build a library now!

I wish someone would make a good Ghost Rider movie.

[Mr. DS]

Done though its now a well directed musical.

I wish bad food was healthy

[indianasmith]

Granted.  But now water gives you cancer.

I wish I was 25 again.

[Sleepyskull]

Granted.  But now water gives you cancer.

I wish I was 25 again.

Granted, but you have switched bodies with a 25 year old Michael Moore and can only speak in a stereotypical Australian accent. 

I wish I could drive a car made out of diamond.

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted. But it got car jacked on the first day.

I wish I was immortal.

[RCMerchant]

Granted. But it got car jacked on the first day.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted. But you need to drink blood to survive.

I wish I was taller.

[Leah]

Granted, but now your 6'11 1/2"

I wish for a banana.

[JaseSF]

Granted but sadly it just isn't ripe.

I wish I had all the time in the world.

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted. You now own every clock on Earth.

I wish I could write better puns.

[Mr. DS]

Granted though now you are bound for life to make a smart ass reply whenever a "weird news story" is posted. 

I wish fire was edible.

[Rev. Powell]

Granted, but you really don't want to know what it feels like on the way out.

I wish marijuana was legal.

[RCMerchant]

Granted. But now yer a smelly hippie selling jewlery made of beer tabs on a street corner in L.A.