Wish Corruption Game

[Couchtr26]

If I could have one last wish... It would be a tasty FIIIIIISSSSHHHH~!!

Granted, but the execution will continue as planned.

I wish I had a monkey that would steal wallets.

Granted but they are only empty wallets.

I wish I had immortality. 

[JaseSF]

Granted but now you're a bloodsucking vampire who looks like Max Shreck.

I wish I had the power of super speed.

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted but now you're a bloodsucking vampire who looks like Max Shreck.

I wish I had the power of super speed.

Granted, I turned you into Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony, you're fast but you are no longer human or male for that matter and you are constantly laughed at for being a character in a show for little girls.

I wish for supreme power over the wills of all men.

[indianasmith]

Good.  You control every Last Will and Testament in America.  But your ethics keep you from naming yourself as beneficiary.

[Olivia Bauer]

Good.  You control every Last Will and Testament in America.  But your ethics keep you from naming yourself as beneficiary.

I suppose I could make the beneficiary a charity. Ha! Wish UNcorrupted. Once again I have to make a wish for someone who granted one without making one themselves.

I wish I could spend one day with Winston Churchill.

[indianasmith]

Granted, but the day is spent with his moldering corpse, which is a terrible conversationalist.

Sorry I forgot my counter-wish!

I wish . . . that Ronald Reagan could return from the dead and be President again!

[WingedSerpent]

Granted: Except all of Zombie Regan's speaches are now "Braaaaiiiiinnnns Braaaiinnns BRAAAAIIIINSSSS"  And all taxes now paid with said grey matter.



I wish I sing.

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted: Except all of Zombie Regan's speaches are now "Braaaaiiiiinnnns Braaaiinnns BRAAAAIIIINSSSS"  And all taxes now paid with said grey matter.



I wish I sing.

Here 'ya go.

I wish I had the powers of every Marvel superhero.

[indianasmith]

You do, but they all are too much for your body to handle and you explode!

I wish our team had won the Homecoming Game today.

[Leah]

Granted, but the homecoming Dance won't be until your team loses next year.

I wish for lot's o stuff.

[WildHoosier09]

granted, massive piles of random junk fall on top of you and you have no where to store it.

I wish my wife liked horror movies

[indianasmith]

Granted, but she likes to watch them with her new boyfriend, GHouck!!!


I wish I could go to Red Lobster and afford to order the actual lobster!

[Leah]

Granted, but the price is $135.00, plus tax.

I wish for Christmas stuff to be after Thanksgiving!

[Couchtr26]

Granted, but the price is $135.00, plus tax.

I wish for Christmas stuff to be after Thanksgiving!

Granted but Thanksgiving is now in August. 

I wish I had a complete collection of every movie ever made. 

[claws]

I wish I had a complete collection of every movie ever made. 

Granted but they are all on betamax tapes.

I wish I could make home made pizza dough without screwing it up.