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Started by Olivia Bauer, October 04, 2011, 08:48:30 PM

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Couchtr26

Quote from: JaseSF on November 28, 2011, 08:03:37 PM
Granted only now you can no longer get excited about anything.

I wish they wouldn't put up Christmas decorations almost two months ahead of time.

Granted but there are new holidays that involve decorations and gifts, Gift Day and Present Day.  Gift Day is in March and Present Day is in July and involve their own myriad decorations, traditions and retail hijacking.

I wish that life could be simpler. 
Ah, the good old days.

indianasmith

Granted.  You're a starving beggar in Calcutta.


I wish life was more like the Elder Scrolls Games . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Couchtr26

Quote from: indianasmith on November 30, 2011, 10:16:24 PM
Granted.  You're a starving beggar in Calcutta.


I wish life was more like the Elder Scrolls Games . . .

Granted but we are all now doomed to live in the damned world some idiot has created.

I wish that life was more like Red Dead Redemption. 
Ah, the good old days.

Olivia Bauer

Granted. You got mauled by a cougar.

I wish frat boys weren't so dumb.

Leah

granted, but they will still act like d bags.

I wish for Santa to be dead.
yeah no.

JaseSF

Granted but now he's replaced by an identical robot replica.

I wish I could ride in the 1960s TV Batmobile.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Rev. Powell

Granted.  Thinking he's Batman and you're the Joker, a delusional Adam West shoots you full of Bat Tranquilizer, ties you up and throws you in the back seat of the Batmobile, then drives around endlessly looking for Commissioner Gordon.

I wish I'd asked that girl for her phone number last night.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Flick James

Granted, but right after you got the number you noticed her Adam's Apple.

I wish Trevor would wash his undies.
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

Pacman000

Granted.  He washed them in your bathtub, and forgot to clean it.

I wish Atari had released the Cosmos. http://www.atarimuseum.com/videogames/dedicated/cosmos/cosmos.html

indianasmith

Granted, but it is sold out and no used copies are available on EBay . . .

I wish that the IRS would be abolished forever!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Pacman000

Granted!  Now the Government takes everything and gives you what it thinks you need.

I wish Planet of Dinosaurs had a good story to go with the good FX.

Leah

Granted, but it is directed by Michael Bay.


I wish for my feet to stop kicking this dead prostitute.
yeah no.

indianasmith

Granted.  She just re-animated as a Zombie and bit them off!

I wish Flick James wasn't leaving us.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Doggett

Granted, he shall always be with you. As the front part of your Human Centipede...


I wish my glass was always filled with ice cold Pepsi.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

indianasmith

Granted.  But someone put it on the roof and hid the ladder . . .

I wish I'd had one more night of lecture with the class I finished teaching this evening.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"