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Started by Olivia Bauer, October 04, 2011, 08:48:30 PM

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JaseSF

#75
November 07, 2011, 08:31:21 PM
Granted but now you never leave the house as you spend all your time creating more pizza dough.

I wish I could think of even better wishes.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

WingedSerpent

#76
November 07, 2011, 08:32:59 PM
Granted. The dough is perfect.  But the toppings are all wrong and you set the oven for only 120 degrees for 60 seconds. 


I wish I could travel to meet a fellow badmovies.org member.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Olivia Bauer

#77
November 08, 2011, 08:56:03 AM
Granted. You arrange to meet a badmovies.org member in a hotel. You get there and find that the member is Wyrewizard.

I wish Tim Burton would try his hand at Dracula.

diamondwaspvenom

#78
November 08, 2011, 09:09:09 AM
Granted. He begins the project but then dies of a terrible heart attack. The studio then hires Michael Bay as a replacement.

I wish sandwiches could talk.

JaseSF

#79
November 08, 2011, 09:38:14 PM
Granted only now they scream at you "Don't Eat Me!" whenever you try to bite into one.

I wish I'd never forget anything.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

indianasmith

#80
November 09, 2011, 12:05:53 AM
Granted, but your brain outgrows your skull in a vain effort to hold all the extra RAM.

I wish all my EBay auctions would sell every week!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

#81
November 09, 2011, 12:20:25 AM
Granted, but your EBay items draw the attention of a bizarre cult living in rusting schoolbuses out in the desert.

I wish I could speak Russian.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Olivia Bauer

#82
November 10, 2011, 09:21:22 PM Last Edit: November 25, 2011, 01:14:10 PM by A.J. Bauer
Granted. You can now speak the Russian words for "Toast" and "Plunger".

I wish I could summon and control the Elder Gods.

Couchtr26

#83
November 11, 2011, 01:08:26 AM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on November 10, 2011, 09:21:22 PM
Ooops. Killed it.

I wish I could summon and control the Elder Gods.

Granted but it takes an elaborate year long ritual and commands must be 3 letters or less. 

I wish I knew all the answers to improve the condition of everyone in the world. 
Ah, the good old days.

JaseSF

#84
November 11, 2011, 10:34:02 PM
Granted only now you'll never again have a peaceful moment in your life as everyone comes to you to solve their problems.

I wish I could fix machinery like Forge of the X-Men.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Leah

#85
November 11, 2011, 10:50:16 PM
Granted, but the FBI will know about it and will arrest you on the Spot.

I wish for Mardi Gras 24/7!
yeah no.

Olivia Bauer

#86
November 13, 2011, 12:17:15 PM
Granted. But the constant noise and celebration has caused such commotion Mardi Gras has been permanently cancelled.

I wish there was a woman out there for me.

indianasmith

#87
November 25, 2011, 12:42:04 AM
Granted.  She's Rosanne Barr's identical twin.


I wish the wind wouldn't blow Saturday so I could get my boat out.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Couchtr26

#88
November 26, 2011, 09:24:43 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on November 25, 2011, 12:42:04 AM
Granted.  She's Rosanne Barr's identical twin.


I wish the wind wouldn't blow Saturday so I could get my boat out.

Granted but a severe drought has reduced water levels to only 3 inches in all waterways.

I wish I could have an easier time relaxing. 
Ah, the good old days.

JaseSF

#89
November 28, 2011, 08:03:37 PM
Granted only now you can no longer get excited about anything.

I wish they wouldn't put up Christmas decorations almost two months ahead of time.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"
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