Wish Corruption Game

[Leah]

Granted, but you break your legs while crossing traffic.

I wish that my eyesight was better.

[zelmo73]

Granted, but you will be forced to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians a la the Ultraviolence/Schick Shadel treatment in A Clockwork Orange for the rest of your life.

I wish that I had the power to make beautiful, busty women have multiple orgasms just by my mere presence in the same room with them. 

[alandhopewell]

Granted, but you will be forced to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians a la the Ultraviolence/Schick Shadel treatment in A Clockwork Orange for the rest of your life.

I wish that I had the power to make beautiful, busty women have multiple orgasms just by my mere presence in the same room with them. 

     Granted, but they're lesbians, that's their story, and they're sticking to it.
I wish I could instantly lose about 150 pounds.

[claws]

Granted. On your next trip to the UK you shall instantly lose 150 British pounds.

I wish everyday was Halloween.

[Sitting Duck]

Poof! Every day is Halloween, and your front yard is now permanently covered in toilet paper.

I wish the Wi-Fi at the public library didn't cut off at random.

[Pacman000]

Ok.  The library cuts of their Wi-Fi FOREVER!

I wish my internet connection wasn't so sloooowwww.

[zelmo73]

Granted. From now on, INSTANT 2 GIRLS 1 CUP!

I wish that Hollywood would quit making remakes/reboots and start making original movies again.

[Sitting Duck]

Ka-Chong! Hollywood now only makes completely original films, and they're even worse than the remakes and reboots.

I wish the two Pat Troughton Dalek adventures would reappear fully intact.

[Pacman000]

They did! In the 70's...to someone looking for tapes to reuse.

I wish you a Happy Halloween!

[Sitting Duck]

Granted. I had a very happy Halloween. YOUR Halloween however was utterly miserable.

I wish a meteor would hit D.C.

[zelmo73]

Granted! It did, and the meteor's name is Edward Snowden. 

I wish that the Chicago Bears would find it within themselves to get to another Super Bowl again.

[Sitting Duck]

I wish that the Chicago Bears would find it within themselves to get to another Super Bowl again.

Granted. The colonoscopy results revealed that... Oh wait, did you say Super Bowl? My bad.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted. But the rate goes up $10 every month and they've got you on a two-year contact.

I wish I had a bigger dick.

[Sitting Duck]

Kabing! A 6'8" private detective appears at your doorstep.

I wish SyFy would actually feature some science fiction.

[JaseSF]

Your wish is granted but it's the complete collection of Larry Buchanan's sci-fi films...

I wish WWE would fire their writers and get wrestlers to book the matches again.