Wish Corruption Game

[indianasmith]

Granted, but you have bamboo instead of regular grass on your lawn.

I wish that the ice maker in my freezer wasn't broken.

WAIT! By granting my wish, you violated it.

I AM INCORRUPTIBLE!!!!!!!!!! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

[Rev. Powell]

Granted, but you have bamboo instead of regular grass on your lawn.

I wish that the ice maker in my freezer wasn't broken.

WAIT! By granting my wish, you violated it.

I AM INCORRUPTIBLE!!!!!!!!!! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

"I wish that no wish I make could ever be granted."--Indy

Not granted---all your hopes and dreams fail, including your wishes for good fortune for your loved ones. You die the unhappiest of men, broken and alone.

I wish that the ice maker in El Misfit's freezer wasn't broken.

[indianasmith]

I would foil that by simply wishing death and destruction on all that I love, and then sit back and watch them prosper!!! 

Granted, but now instead of ice cubes it turns the whole refrigerator into a giant block of solid ice.

[Rev. Powell]

I would foil that by simply wishing death and destruction on all that I love, and then sit back and watch them prosper!!! 

Granted, but now instead of ice cubes it turns the whole refrigerator into a giant block of solid ice.

Make a new wish!

[indianasmith]

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner!!!

[Rev. Powell]

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner!!!

Not granted, due to you previously wishing "I wish that no wish I make could ever be granted."

I wish I had an awesome major weiner.

[Leah]

Granted, you are now the proud owner of a 2 story tall wiener dog!

I wish my hair didn't get long.

[javakoala]

Granted, but your hair is locked in with the worst haircut EVER!

I wish Zach Snyder would go away and never be heard from again by anyone.

[Pacman000]

Ok, but studios hire Uwe Boll in his place.

I wish I could think of a wish...

[Alex]

Granted, but right after thinking of the perfect wish to make, you forget what it was.

I wish John Carpenter would find his mojo and make another good movie.

[Rev. Powell]

Granted, but you never see it, because the movie is a documentary about your own gruesome death.

I wish I could relive the night I lost my virginity.

[Leah]

Granted, but your parents walk in on you.

I wish that weather would stay consistent.

[dean]

Granted, but it's consistantly thunderstorming so you can never play golf again.

I wish my baby would stop crying

[Rev. Powell]

Granted, but now all those excess tears are streaming out somewhere else. Hope you like changing diapers.

I wish for good fortune for whoever grants this wish.

[Alex]

Granted, but all their good fortune comes at your expense.

I wish I could find where I put my bank card.