Wish Corruption Game

[indianasmith]

Granted - but it's at the bottom of a newly filled 200 hectare reservoir.
I wish the weather was nicer today.

[cqmorrell]

Granted, but you'll be stuck inside all day doing something.

I wish that small town life wasn't boring.

[Rev. Powell]

A platoon of brain-eating zombies will sure liven things up!

I wish I had the perfect present to give my niece for her birthday today.

[ER]

Granted! You find the gift she wants most, but when you arrive to give it to her, you find she's run off and joined Scientology's Sea-Org on a ten-year mission.

I wish I owned the moon.

[Alex]

Granted but the propery taxes leave you bankrupt.

I wish I had enough time to do all the things I'd like to do.

[cqmorrell]

You're fired.

I wish that the zombies would stop making such racket. (But I can probably fix that.  )

[ER]

You find quiet inside a zombie's gizzard.

I wish I had a phone that'd let me talk to anyone in history.

[indianasmith]

Granted, but the time link fees are $200 a minute.

[ER]

A bargain!

And you didn't make a wish!!! Rules, dude, rules! Ten points from Gryffindor, say I.

[Pacman000]

Since Indy made no wish, I'll answer ERs again.

Granted! But it makes you the target of the cigarette smoking man.

I wish message boards were popular again.

[Pacman000]

I wish websites would stop closing!

[indianasmith]

Granted, but they now require you to change your password every 12 hours, and you can never use the same password twice!

I wish my books would all vault to the top of the NYT Bestseller List and stay there for a year.

[ER]

Granted, but they now require you to change your password every 12 hours, and you can never use the same password twice!

I wish my books would all vault to the top of the NYT Bestseller List and stay there for a year.

Granted, but then one dark night you meet your very own version of Annie Wilkes.

I wish I could control other people's dreams.

[Pacman000]

I wish I could control other people's dreams.

Your wish is....GRANTED!

But no one remembers the dreams you've influenced.

I wish I could find my copy of Pokemon Blue. 

[ER]

I wish I could control other people's dreams.

Your wish is....GRANTED!

But no one remembers the dreams you've influenced.

I wish I could find my copy of Pokemon Blue. 

Granted! You find it at your local thrift store, in the shopping cart of the town bully.

I wish I could instantly create peace, health, abundant resources, and happiness on this planet.