A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:02:50 PM

Just a whim. I don't know s**t about this movie.

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:03:58 PM

Opening Credits - I don't know who these people are. As usual. I don't usually get bad movies with famous actors. I guess it stands to reason.

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:04:46 PM

1:30 - So far it has some pretty good shots of... Err... Whatever city this is.

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:05:59 PM

2:00 - This is Exposition News.

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:06:34 PM

3:22 - What is that even supposed to mean?

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:08:01 PM

4:44 - How many people say "data" like that?

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:09:18 PM

5:55 - That was a flare gun? It looked more like a revolver.

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:10:19 PM

6:53 - Wow. The dialog is SO natural and not FORCED at all.

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:11:10 PM

7:55 - I don't see anyone in the cockpit.

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:12:35 PM

9:00 - Oh COME ON! These soldiers have STORM TROOPER SYNDROME!

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:13:54 PM

AT LAST!! For once I get some REAL CHEESY STUFF! Most of the time I get intentionally bad or dull bad movies but THIS! THIS IS ART!

THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:15:29 PM

11:47 - Yeah let's forget about the zombies and watch... What is this? I don't even-

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:16:27 PM

13:07 - Oh god. That accent. I'm going to die laughing.

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:21:48 PM

17:31 - Wow. Full nudity. It's such a sad attempt. Mmm... Viewer attention. I lost my train of thought.

Mmm... Nice jugs... Uh, carry on. I got nothin'.

Olivia Bauer · January 29, 2012, 10:24:38 PM

21:20 - Screams shouldn't sound like orgasms.