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Things you learned from a bad movie

Started by WyreWizard, February 11, 2012, 10:39:17 PM

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alandhopewell

#30
March 13, 2012, 02:21:43 PM
     If you buy groceries in New York, you must have a loaf of French bread sticking out of the bag....it's a RULE.

     Waitresses, barmaids, and aspiring dancers in New York can afford expensive loft apartments.

     Another rule....If you live in  an apartment in  New York, you MUST own a ten-speed bicycle, but you cannot ride it; it must be hung on the wall.

     Any female stranger holding eye contact with another woman for more than five seconds is a lesbian.

     In New York taverns, you must leave your last drink at least half full.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

joejoe

#31
March 14, 2012, 05:58:03 AM
After you outrun every copcar in the county, something as simple as a MOVING TRAIN will stop you DEAD in your tracks.

"Dirty Mary Crazy Larry"
when in doubt,  plan E.   EXPLOSIVES!!

Dr. Whom

#32
March 18, 2012, 05:05:16 AM
A surprising range of materials is highly flammable and/or explosive.

By an odd coincidence, cars are mainly made of such materials
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

WyreWizard

#33
April 25, 2012, 09:14:01 AM
Quote from: Criswell That One Guy on March 11, 2012, 12:29:47 AM
Did WyreWizard decide to become normal?

If by normal you mean thinking ridiculous flights of fancy in a bad film to be realistic or entertaining, think again.
Babe, I'm leaving.  I must be on my way.  The time is drawing near.  The train is going.  I see it in your eyes.  The love beneath your tears.  And I'll be lonely without you.  And I'll need your love to see me through.  So please me.  My heart is your hands.  And I'll be missing you...
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