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Started by retrorussell, May 02, 2012, 09:21:29 PM

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alandhopewell

     This one stunk all by itself, PLUS the old Jews at the Academy stiffed THE COLOR PURPLE in favor of this; they should give the awards to Speilberg and a bunch of schwartzers?



     PERSONAL NOTE- I haven't watched the Oscars since then.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

retrorussell

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Doggett

Oh, God, my eyes... MY EYES! THEY'RE BURNING!! MAKE IT STOP PLEASE!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdK5W-S0sW4

Why. Why was this made...



I'm still waiting for the plot to kick in...
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

alandhopewell

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

retrorussell

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Allhallowsday

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Quote from: Andrew on May 10, 2012, 10:39:18 AM
Nightmare Weekend (1986):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygBseFsnbSU
Despite what the trailer might suggest, at least a quarter of this movie is so dark that it's impossible to see what is going on.  There is also an awful lot of sex, but none of it looks to be good.  What are the odds of having that many people, who are all that bad at sex, in the same place?  Inflicted this on the wife lately and she's still not forgiven me.
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: 

Nobody posted ISHTAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvrBFhatC3I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KdQ7Gig770
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Rev. Powell

SPACE MUTINY (1988)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc34qMgHXV4

I had the (mis)fortune to catch this one on late-night TV before MST3K made it famous. For a long time I thought I had dreamed it.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

voltron

Quote from: Andrew on May 10, 2012, 10:39:18 AM
Nightmare Weekend (1986):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygBseFsnbSU

Despite what the trailer might suggest, at least a quarter of this movie is so dark that it's impossible to see what is going on.  There is also an awful lot of sex, but none of it looks to be good.  What are the odds of having that many people, who are all that bad at sex, in the same place?  Inflicted this on the wife lately and she's still not forgiven me.

I think I name dropped this abomination in another thread. Absolutely HORRIBLE!
Another Tromafied piece of s**t.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMJ26qFTO80

edit: this one looks cool!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg_9e_dvHxU
"Nothin' out there but God's little creatures - more scared of you than you are of them"  - Warren, "Just Before Dawn"

retrorussell

Blood Hook was directed by the voice of Gypsy from Mystery Science Theater 3000!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Living_Dead_Girl

Quote from: Allhallowsday on May 03, 2012, 07:48:28 PM

 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaAcitYY4OU  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8pi54Br6s

Don't look if you haven't seen SLEEPAWAY CAMP.  Don't loo-ook...!!!  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIDM6wqUiuM

After having looked at SLEEPAWAY CAMP, I think I need help.  
But I don't need to get laid.   :smile:

The final scene is creepy! why is she or he justing standing there naked. whith the exsact same creepy exspression growling like a monster. It is creepy cause off how trippy that scene is. Looks like something I may see when I am off my Meds or something. >_<
Then I did not just look into the mirror, I looked through the mirror...

Mr_Vindictive

Since I just absolutely have to mention this film, lets get it out of the way:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2-F54_q-os

Here's another I never get tired of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ4FlHowFOc

I much prefer this sequel to the original, if only for how silly it ended up being.  One of my favorite Dennis Hopper roles:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmSHmr4gJoo

Harry Warden is still one of my favorite slasher badguys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmLv9HpUhJU

HORSEHEAD BOOKENDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WUcW3-fOOs
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Rev. Powell



My favorite kind of 1980s movie: wall-to-wall nudity, wall-to-wall absurdity. This one should be better known in sleaze circles. "The festivities dedicated to Satan are about to begin!"
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

voltron

I've name dropped this horrendous piece of s**t many times, but I think everyone on this board should see it at least once (and die a little inside).



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1EhlMKDWVI
"Nothin' out there but God's little creatures - more scared of you than you are of them"  - Warren, "Just Before Dawn"

Rev. Powell





DEATHSTALKER and BARBARIAN QUEEN. Personal favorites. Jack understands why...

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...