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The Asylum is Getting Better!

Started by indianasmith, May 02, 2012, 10:51:06 PM

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indianasmith

Tonight I sat down and watched NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH.  It may not be the Holy Grail of Bad Movies, but it is pretty darn close!  Andrew, I would heartily recommend you reviewing this one for the site, BTW.  Its amazingly bad content just screams for the Borntreger treatment!  Let's see - this featured:

-A Daring escape by Dr. Mengele as U.S. forces were overrunning Nazi Germany
-Lots of gratuitous skin and tissue removal
-A huge Nazi UFO
-Flesh eating bacteria
-Nazi Fetal Stem Cell Therapy
-Lots of Nazis with rotting faces
-perky American scientists
-A giant Nazi robot with a reanimated Hitler head
-A Nazi zombie rape scene
-Nazi disintegrator ray guns
-a forced abortion by Dr. Mengele
-one random gratuitous breast shot
-exploding fighter planes
-cheesy dialogue
-And Alex Busey, the son of Gary

In short, I can't think of a single bad movie element that this film did not contain!
It also featured a trailer for the Asylum's next anticipated ripoff of a popular film: ABRAHAM LINCOLN VS ZOMBIES!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Jack

I've always enjoyed films by The Asylum.  They're hit-or-miss of course, just like any other studio, but there have been plenty of them that I really liked, and plenty more that were genuine B movie fun.  Of course some are outright trash, but so are plenty of Hollywood movies for that matter. 

Always have to do one of these :lookingup: when people criticize them for ripping off Hollywood blockbusters, when Hollywood itself is ripping off B movies left and right with their remake/reboot/re-imagining machine. 
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Chainsawmidget

Quote from: Jack on May 03, 2012, 07:36:14 AM
Always have to do one of these :lookingup: when people criticize them for ripping off Hollywood blockbusters, when Hollywood itself is ripping off B movies left and right with their remake/reboot/re-imagining machine. 
Personally, I give them props for being so shameless about it. 

You outright know that in most cases they aren't going to be as good, but they tempt you. 

It's like when you go to the grocery store.  You can get the Dr. Pepper, which you like or you can get the store brand "Doc Pizzazz!!!"  for a buck cheaper and take the risk. 

SynapticBoomstick

The Asylum only ever gets "better" around the 2nd or 3rd. :drink:

That sounds like a heck of a Nazi explotation, though. Are the makeup effects at least quasi-good? If the makeup effects are good I can sit through just about anything right now.
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indianasmith

The more I reflect on this film the better I like it.  The effects were pretty cool, the Hitler Robot was downright menacing, and the giant Nazi UFO was so over the top it was awesome!  This one is a great big slice of wonderful B-movie cheese!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Criswell

This movie really sounds amazing. Iv'e always loved the asylum. They seem to enjoy ripping stuff off so shamelessly and they enjoy doing it.

FatFreddysCat

The Asylum cracks me up. I've seen an unhealthy amount of their filmography over the last couple of years and their ripoffs never fail to make me smile.
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

Robocop

Have seen many of there films and even own one on DVD. I can't wait to check out Alien Origin which is the cash-in on Prometheus. So by that logic, we might get 2 different versions of a prequel to Alien (1979) after all.

Mofo Rising

I find it amusing that the movie Asylum decided to rip off this time was Iron Sky, a niche film if there ever was one.

The last Asylum film I watched was The Amityville Haunting, which ripped off Paranormal Activity for all it was worth. I didn't want to watch it, but I'm legally obligated to see anything with Amityville in its title.

It wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen. It was stupid and terrible, but not the worst thing I've ever seen. I wouldn't recommend it, unless you're a terrible franchise completest.

I see there's yet another Children of the Corn movie that has been made. Not looking forward to that.
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.

Robocop

Quote from: Mofo Rising on May 04, 2012, 02:56:06 AMThe last Asylum film I watched was The Amityville Haunting, which ripped off Paranormal Activity for all it was worth. I didn't want to watch it, but I'm legally obligated to see anything with Amityville in its title.
Really? I don't know any of the descriptive details about The Amityville Haunting but going by that tittle, it sounds like more of a The Amityville of Horror ripoff. The Paranormal Entity on the other hand was the mockbustor version that they released in conjunction with Paranormal Activity's release in 2009.

Flangepart

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Mofo Rising

Quote from: Robocop on May 04, 2012, 07:35:44 AM
Quote from: Mofo Rising on May 04, 2012, 02:56:06 AMThe last Asylum film I watched was The Amityville Haunting, which ripped off Paranormal Activity for all it was worth. I didn't want to watch it, but I'm legally obligated to see anything with Amityville in its title.
Really? I don't know any of the descriptive details about The Amityville Haunting but going by that tittle, it sounds like more of a The Amityville of Horror ripoff. The Paranormal Entity on the other hand was the mockbustor version that they released in conjunction with Paranormal Activity's release in 2009.

It used the Amityville name, but the "found footage" setup was pure Paranormal Activity. Ostensibly it took place in the same house, although it looks nothing like the original Amityville house.

Not a good film.
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.

FatFreddysCat

I wrote a blog entry about what I felt were the best & worst Asylum flicks about a year ago:

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/Enter-The-Asylum-A-Descent-into-B-Movie-Hell

I've also done a stand-alone review of "I AM OMEGA," their ripoff of "I Am Legend" starring the Iron Chef America guy.

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/It-Came-From-the-Bargain-Bin-I-AM-OMEGA-2007
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Doggett

Quote from: indianasmith on May 02, 2012, 10:51:06 PM

-one random gratuitous breast shot


Only one.
Thats disappointing. Is it a Nazi nipple?
                                             

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Torgo

The words "The Asylum" and "getting better" shouldn't be used in the same sentence. I truly believed that if this ever occurred that there would be some kind of a rip in the space time continuum and we would all be goners!

Everything that I've seen of theirs has caused me irreparable harm to my brain and this new film looks about the same. Does Dominique Swain get naked at any point in it by chance? 
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."