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Started by voltron, May 28, 2012, 09:01:52 PM

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voltron

I'll start with this one:
Garden Of The Dead (1974)


Inmates sniff formaldehyde which turns them into zombies. "WE SHALL DESTROY THE LIVING!" Just a plain awful, AWFUL zombie flick.
"Nothin' out there but God's little creatures - more scared of you than you are of them"  - Warren, "Just Before Dawn"

HappyGilmore

Hard Rock Zombies is plain awful.
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

Conf

You have seen nothing till you have seen the french "Revanche des Morts Vivants" and its unbelievable ending.

RCMerchant

CHILDREN OF THE LIVING DEAD (2001) is so bad-it's not even bad in a good way!
It's one of the WORST zombie films I've ever seen.

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Psycho Circus



Zombie 90: Extreme Pestilence. Badly filmed, badly acted and hilariously dubbed! Gore scenes are pathetic and the plot is dull and by-the-numbers.

molokai cargo

Zombie 4 After Death, stars a porn star and involves alot of running around on an island for no particular reason really

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_lfc4EqQlFL1rRJl63bKXDdIMPIUBcvNFSsKDKpvATSuaW5Oca8V-jEgK

Psycho Circus

Quote from: molokai cargo on May 29, 2012, 09:39:55 AM
Zombie 4 After Death, stars a porn star and involves alot of running around on an island for no particular reason really

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_lfc4EqQlFL1rRJl63bKXDdIMPIUBcvNFSsKDKpvATSuaW5Oca8V-jEgK

I'm quite fond of that one

FatFreddysCat

I've seen "Garden of the Dead" and "Hard Rock Zombies" and both are hilarious in their own special ways.

I'd like to add "Nightmare City" aka "City of the Walking Dead," which is a totally off the wall, action packed "Dawn of the Dead" ripoff that features Hugo Stiglitz at his most bad-ass and some of the most gloriously "WTF?" moments ever filmed (did you know that if you throw a TV set at a zombie, it will somehow explode like a grenade? I didn't!)...it's just completely insane. It's crap but it's awesome crap.
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

voltron

Quote from: FatFreddysCat on May 29, 2012, 10:27:28 AM
I've seen "Garden of the Dead" and "Hard Rock Zombies" and both are hilarious in their own special ways.
I'd like to add "Nightmare City" aka "City of the Walking Dead," which is a totally off the wall, action packed "Dawn of the Dead" ripoff that features Hugo Stiglitz at his most bad-ass and some of the most gloriously "WTF?" moments ever filmed (did you know that if you throw a TV set at a zombie, it will somehow explode like a grenade? I didn't!)...it's just completely insane. It's crap but it's awesome crap.
Agreed. Any sane person would think it was a total s**tfest, but goddamnit what a glorious s**tfest indeed!  :smile:
"Nothin' out there but God's little creatures - more scared of you than you are of them"  - Warren, "Just Before Dawn"

FatFreddysCat

Quote from: voltron on May 29, 2012, 05:55:07 PM
Agreed. Any sane person would think it was a total s**tfest, but goddamnit what a glorious s**tfest indeed!  :smile:

Oh yes indeed. When I first found that flick on DVD (at my local dollar store, of all places) I bought it despite a feeling that it was going to suck... and it did... but in the best possible way!!! :bouncegiggle:
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

TheDope

Zombie 5: Killing Birds

I defy ANYONE to tell me this thing was a good zombie movie OR a good bird movie!!!   :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:

- TGWD


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

indianasmith

I just rented ABRAHAM LINCOLN VS. ZOMBIES! :cheers: :bouncegiggle:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

RCMerchant

Quote from: voltron on May 29, 2012, 05:55:07 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on May 29, 2012, 10:27:28 AM
I've seen "Garden of the Dead" and "Hard Rock Zombies" and both are hilarious in their own special ways.
I'd like to add "Nightmare City" aka "City of the Walking Dead," which is a totally off the wall, action packed "Dawn of the Dead" ripoff that features Hugo Stiglitz at his most bad-ass and some of the most gloriously "WTF?" moments ever filmed (did you know that if you throw a TV set at a zombie, it will somehow explode like a grenade? I didn't!)...it's just completely insane. It's crap but it's awesome crap.
Agreed. Any sane person would think it was a total s**tfest, but goddamnit what a glorious s**tfest indeed!  :smile:

Speaking of s**t-is that what the make-up man used to smear on the faces of the zombies?

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

major jay

Quote from: RCMerchant on May 30, 2012, 05:32:41 AM
Speaking of s**t-is that what the make-up man used to smear on the faces of the zombies?



Maybe they just had them stick their heads up a cow's ass.

FatFreddysCat

Quote from: RCMerchant on May 30, 2012, 05:32:41 AM
Quote from: voltron on May 29, 2012, 05:55:07 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on May 29, 2012, 10:27:28 AM
I've seen "Garden of the Dead" and "Hard Rock Zombies" and both are hilarious in their own special ways.
I'd like to add "Nightmare City" aka "City of the Walking Dead," which is a totally off the wall, action packed "Dawn of the Dead" ripoff that features Hugo Stiglitz at his most bad-ass and some of the most gloriously "WTF?" moments ever filmed (did you know that if you throw a TV set at a zombie, it will somehow explode like a grenade? I didn't!)...it's just completely insane. It's crap but it's awesome crap.
Agreed. Any sane person would think it was a total s**tfest, but goddamnit what a glorious s**tfest indeed!  :smile:

Speaking of s**t-is that what the make-up man used to smear on the faces of the zombies?



I thought they looked like they were wearing meat loaf on their heads....
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"