Know your Bad Movies: 2000 - 2009

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Highest Rated Titles Released 2000 to 2009 With User Rating Between 1.0 And 2.9 and At Least 13,000 Votes

Most popular 2000s low rated bad movies based on IMDb vote counts. How many have you seen?

[Jack]

Saw 4 of those.  I made it maybe 45 minutes into the Rollerball remake.  God that was putrid.  Bloodrayne and House of the Dead are both fun, got 'em on DVD.  Alone in the Dark, well...I made it to the end.  Always like to hear Tara Reid say "New Found Land" (She's a museum curator you know).  Battlefield Earth was kind of good, never understood the overwhelming hatred for that one.

[Javakoala]

OMFG!!!!!!!  They made a Bratz movie!!???!!!  I gotta buy that NOW!!!!!!!

[Rev. Powell]

Only HOUSE OF THE DEAD.

[Bushma]

Wow!  I'm 10/20 on this one.  I'm really half-@ssed!

[WingedSerpent]

I just realized how many Friedberg and Seltzer I've actually seen.  I feel so ashamed of myself.

[SynapticBoomstick]

Of those listed I have seen three and only enjoyed one.

The first time that I watched Battlefield Earth was as a rental with my dad. I didn't know anything going into it, didn't know about Hubbard, had never heard about Scientology- that wouldn't be until after War of the Worlds- and didn't know what anybody thought or said about it. From that perspective I sat through it just fine. When a big science fiction movie starts my brain automatically enters "entertainment mode" so anything that makes no sense or feels stupid just doesn't register with me on a first viewing. I wish the same were always true for smaller movies.

Uwe Boll could take a dog turd dipped in bright red lead paint and have the nerve to calle it a Tootsie Pop. That's my single thought on House of that Dead. It wouldn't have mattered if what Boll did with it was even an entertaining butchery with a name tag, it's still Boll.

Epic Movie was a rental for family movie night. So was Borat. I enjoyed Borat more because it wasn't a "Movie" movie and I HATED Borat as much as is probably possible to humanly hate anything.

[Trevor]

I just realized how many Friedberg and Seltzer I've actually seen.  I feel so ashamed of myself.

Join the club, brother. 15 is my count for these.

[dean]

Man Glitter AND Gigli in the same decade.  Best place decade ever.

[I've seen about 6 or 7 of those, but Glitter and Gigli are awesome/terrible.]

[FatFreddysCat]

I've seen three of these - Battlefield Earth, Home Alone 4 and Alone in the Dark.

I have no intentions of ever seeing any of the others listed.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Just one. "Jonas Brothers" As it was the nearest I ever wanted to come to a Jonas Brothers live performance. I will say that after a number of years off, apparently they are back in the recording studio and back on the road.

[RCMerchant]

Seen ONE-SON OF THE MASK...ugh!

[MrMari]

Only 1. Glitter. This should be mandatory viewing for any badmovie fan. Seduction by marimba...thats all I have to say.

[frank]

Only "Alone in the Dark" which I accidently caught on TV right at the start. Christian Slater was in the credits, which usually ius a good thing for me.

Watching it I was kind of flabbergasted (always wanted ti use this word!). We don't get scyfy-channel, or whatever the name now is, here and neither something comparable, so this was the first "new kind of bad" movie for me. So, fond memories for a first-time, but need not see it again.

[Trevor]

Only "Alone in the Dark" which I accidently caught on TV right at the start. Christian Slater was in the credits, which usually ius a good thing for me.

Watching it I was kind of flabbergasted (always wanted ti use this word!). We don't get scyfy-channel, or whatever the name now is, here and neither something comparable, so this was the first "new kind of bad" movie for me. So, fond memories for a first-time, but need not see it again.

Welcome back, Frank: you've been gone a while.