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Started by alandhopewell, November 12, 2013, 03:22:24 PM

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alandhopewell

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Jack

Sharknado was probably my least favorite goofy shark movie.  Stones may actually be more exciting lol.  I caught the last half of the Bering Sea Gold monster show, that was awful too  :bouncegiggle:
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Trevor

Quote from: alandhopewell on November 12, 2013, 03:22:24 PM
     Just when you thought it was safe, again....

http://www.blastr.com/2013-10-18/look-out-syfy-following-sharknado-stonado

Yikes: I see the Cigarette Smoking Man is in the cast too.  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Ted C

When I saw the title "Stonado", my first thought was "a whirlwind of marijuana???"
"Slugs?  He created slugs? I would have started with lasers, six o'clock, day one!" -- Evil, Time Bandits

SynapticBoomstick

NO MORE "IT'S A TORNADO AND-" MOVIES! Shrapnel, electricity, dark matter, sharks, bees, water, sand, KILLER WEATHER MOVIES ARE NOT COOL. NO. BAD! :hatred:

We're this close to freaking Thornado: "This time it's an act of god!"
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

zelmo73

Quote from: SynapticBoomstick on November 13, 2013, 12:57:04 PM
KILLER WEATHER MOVIES ARE NOT COOL.

Yes, Twister (1996) was particularly bad. From the bad physics to the bad acting to the bad soundtrack. Everything about that movie was just annoyingly bad. I rate it a .
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Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
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major jay

#6
Quote from: zelmo73 on November 13, 2013, 01:07:23 PMYes, Twister (1996) was particularly bad. From the bad physics to the bad acting to the bad soundtrack. Everything about that movie was just annoyingly bad. I rate it a .
It's bad, but I like it. The bad guys are in black, corporate sponsored, SUV's and the good guys are in beat up pick up trucks, and everybody's intensity is turned up to eleven. It's the TOP GUN of bad weather movies.

tracy

Quote from: major jay on November 13, 2013, 01:27:52 PM
Quote from: zelmo73 on November 13, 2013, 01:07:23 PMYes, Twister (1996) was particularly bad. From the bad physics to the bad acting to the bad soundtrack. Everything about that movie was just annoyingly bad. I rate it a .
It's bad, but I like it. The bad guys are in black SUV's and the good guys are in beat up pick up trucks, and everybody's intensity is turned up to eleven. It's the TOP GUN of bad weather movies.

I liked it as well....and am one of the few that didn't think it was all that bad.

As for Stonado,I'll probably check it out.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

Leah

Quote from: Ted C on November 13, 2013, 10:03:47 AM
When I saw the title "Stonado", my first thought was "a whirlwind of marijuana???"
You and me both. :bouncegiggle:
yeah no.

zombie no.one

not that SHARKNADO was the smoothest example of a portmanteau word I've ever seen, but 'STONADO' barely even works. It almost looks like you should pronounce it "STON"-"ADO"

Flangepart

Quote from: El Misfit on November 13, 2013, 04:36:18 PM
Quote from: Ted C on November 13, 2013, 10:03:47 AM
When I saw the title "Stonado", my first thought was "a whirlwind of marijuana???"
You and me both. :bouncegiggle:
:twirl: I can see it now..."News reports are coming in of a tri-state wide case of the munchies!"
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

zelmo73

What's next? This, no doubt:

First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

FatFreddysCat

#12
Haha, I'm finding all the hate for "Twister" particularly funny cuz that movie is on AMC right now, my wife has it on in the background as I type this.

I agree, "Twister" is goofy but I can't help but dig it, it's a sentimental favorite of my wife and I. It was the first movie we went to see together on a "real" date back in the day (all together now: "awwwwwww....").  :teddyr:

As for "Stonado," that has gotta be the most awkward title ever. It sounds like it should star Cheech and Chong.
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

zombie no.one


FatFreddysCat

Quote from: zombie #1 on November 14, 2013, 11:59:52 PM
this was the only good thing about Twister imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wndX9pTCxx8


I thought Helen Hunt in shorts and a tight top was the best thing about Twister.

... C'mon, I can't be the only one who thought she was cute... can I??  :buggedout:
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"