Songs you misheard?

[MrMari]

Also in "Tumbling Dice" I always hear Mick Jagger singing "baby, am-scray..."

I recall Whoopi Goldberg trying to decipher the lyrics to "Jumpin' Jack Flash" in the movie "Jumping Jack Flash" in order to determine some code key. Hilarious scene 

"I was raised by two lesbians?"

That was a very funny movie and that scene was great.

[Jack]

Round And Round by Ratt

Out on the streets, that's where we'll meet
You make the night, I always cross the line
Tightened our belts, a pizza sells

That's what I always hear anyway.

[ChaosTheory]

MISHEARD LYRICS - Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter

"I wanna leave Bennigan's" 

[Trevor]

Stuck In The Middle With You has a line

And your friends, they all come crawlin,

which I have always misheard as

and your filthy Uncle Colin....... 


How the hell did Uncle Colin get so dirty? 

[The Burgomaster]

In addition to the ones I mentioned in Trevor's old thread, I had a friend who thought "Hit me with your best shot" was "Heaven with erection."  I usually don't hear the wrong words.  In my case, I just can't figure out what the words are.  For example, I might hear something like, "We had a great time (mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble) . . ."

[Trevor]

I had a friend who thought "Hit me with your best shot" was "Heaven with erection." 

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[Trevor]

Kenny Rogers' Lucille with the immortal line "Four hundred children and a crop in the field"   - it should actually be "four hungry children and a crop in the field"...  

[voltron]

One time my good buddy and me were in a bar and they played "Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones. my friend thought he was singing "Snack Bar, Snack Bar, You're My Snack Bar". 

[Trevor]

I always hear The Bee Gees song Massachusetts line as "and the lights all went down in Massachusetts" when it is "lights went out". 

[BoyScoutKevin]

Not so much songs that I misheard, but a song that I wish I had misheard.

In Selena Gomez' "The Heart Wants What It Wants" there is a line that goes "The bed's getting cold and you're not here." That may be bad enough, but the rumor has it, the song is about her working through her feelings for Justin Bieber and their on again and off again relationship. Which would seem to indicate that sometime in their relationship, they once slept together. Ewww!

And while I am not as down on their relationship as most people, including most of her friends, I think with a little more maturity on his part, the relationship might actually work, as he obviously needs someone, besides his mother, to mother him, and she needs someone to mother.

It is just the last time, when she came down with the flu and mimicked the signs of pregnancy, people said they ought to name the child, if it was a boy,  Damian, after the child in "The Omen," because that be what they be producing, a son of Satan.

[Jack]

Gold Dust Woman by Fleetwood Mac.  I always thought it was "True loves make bad lovers" when it's actually "Rulers make bad lovers".  Which makes sense considering the next line is "Better put your kingdom up for sale".

[crackers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yn-2YuWMUo

good sketch about misheard lyrics from peter kay

HAHA! I had never seen that before, so thanks.

[Leah]

From this:
Haunted Rhapsody

Misheard lyrics: Plays with your mind on Christmas Eve

Actual lyrics: Plays with your mind endlessly

I still dont know how I got that.

[Allhallowsday]

I went looking to see who'd done this thread before... it was you !!    

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,127639.msg301034.html#msg301034  

 

Quoting myself...   

MANFRED MANN'S EARTH BAND "...wrapped up like a douche into the rumor of the night...Blinded By the Light!"
Manfred Mann - Blinded by the Light